p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"strongHello. I'm back with a different story. Sadly, My Mario and Sonic watches Death Battle story will be deleted soon 'cuz it violates the no MST policy. I have it stored down somewhere else, though, so if this rule is reversed, I'll be ready./strong/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"strongEveryone here is owned by Nintendo./strong/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"strongI'm not cool enough to be copyrighted./strong/p
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p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"…..It was a peaceful day in the fucking Mushroom Kingdom. Everyone was frolicking, doing whatevs. From picnics, to going in shroom shops, to being bored out of their brains. The lattermost applied most to the Mario Brothers. In their front yard, Luigi was sipping his tea, moaning as it entered his mouth. Meanwhile, Mario was looking up porn on his laptop, drooling. "Booooobs-a…" Their dinosaur, Yoshi, was snoring loyally next to Mario, belly-up. But actually, Mario was sitting on his /In other words, everything was perfectly normal./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"Too normal./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"With a sigh, Luigi finished the last of his tea, and got up with a yawn, flexing his arms. "So-a, Mario... are you-a hopelessly-a bored to death-a?" Mario nudged an eyeball in his brother's direction, but kept on masturbating to the nude women, locking himself in solid. "(yawns) Nah... not-a really... ooooooooohhhh...yeah..."/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"The obvious eye-roll from Luigi followed. "Welp, I'm-a going indoors-a, fat bastard-a." True to his word, he opened the door and waved to his bro. "Later." He went in and closed the door, with footsteps audible as he plumped down in a chair and turned on the TV./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"Mario gave him an eye-roll in return and turned back to the screen... which now said the dreaded, "WARNING! Your computer is infected with ANOTHER virus! This is the 800th one!" Mario's smile curved into a vicious snarl, with some hissing to compliment. "I. DON'T-A. GIVE. A. FLYING. FUCK-A." So, as with the other 799 viruses his doomed laptop had gotten, Mario clicked the "exit" option./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"He had massively pushed his luck./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"His laptop blew up clean in his face with a resounding, fiery, red-hot "KA-BLAM!", spraying burning, broken laptop parts, glass, key-pad parts, and his headphone's remains flying across the yard, charring Mario's skin as well. (This don't happen in real life, of course, but who gives a fuck?)/p
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p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"emstrongAT PEACH'S CASTLE.../strong/em/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"Two Toad guards were staring at the explosion at Mario's pad, which was a mere mile away, with binoculars./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;""...Holy shit." One of them grimaced, seeing Mario flat on his back. "I think something awful happened."/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"His friend was not listening. "Hey Jeff! Look at my awesome King Boo shirt!"/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"Jeff turned around briefly. "Hmm?... Hey, that's AWESOME! Where can I get one?"/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"Daniel (the second toad guard) didn't answer, as he was pulling out some more KB related crap. "OOH! Have I shown you my Boo candy?"/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;""Well, I-I believe you-"/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;""And my Boo tattoo? And my Boo Mushroom? And my Boo candy? Man, that was the best experience of my LIFE-"/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;""Uh, you're turning white-"/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;""And my..." If you're wondering, that cut was due to Daniel falling over, eyes rolled back, blood pouring out of the eye sockets, and his face was white-as-a-Boo./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"Jeff's eyes grew as big as UFOs, backing away slowly, then running away and screaming./p
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p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"emstrongBACK AT THE HOUSE.../strong/em/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"With an angry grunt, Mario nastily kicked Yoshi in the face, causing his nose to bleed and waking him up, with a yawn and a stretch, before rightening himself and plopping himself into a sitting position, looking hopefully at his "daddy". "Daddy?"/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;""SHUT THE HELL-A UP!"/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;""Yoshi! (Okay.)" Yoshi obediently lay down. Mario, on the other hand, put a hand up to his throat and took some deep breaths. "You know what-a? Let's-a go inside." As he said this, he jumped on Yoshi's back, the latter walking inside the house./p
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p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"emstrongINDOORS.../strong/em/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"Mario had joined Luigi at the TV. Sadly, he had come during a stupid commercial break. Regardless. Luigi's eyes perked up, and he gained a smile on his face as he saw Mari and Yoshi come in./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;""Hello-a!" greeted Luigi. Ignoring him completely, Mario sat down in the empty seat right next to Luigi, propped a pillow behind him, and leaned back on it, giving the TV his full attention. Good thing too, for the commercial was particularly interesting;/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"emARE YOU BORED OUT OF YOUR SKULL?/em/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;""Nope-a!" Mario still looked on./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"emThen come to this VERY CONVENIENTLY PLACED fun-house in the darkest depths of the Mushroom Kingdom! Sphagetti (yes, the misspelling was entirely intentional)!/em/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"Mario's eyes popped out of his skull cartoonishly, accompanied with a gasp in pure pleasure./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"emGames! Relaxation!/em/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"The same thing happened with Luigi. They didn't even bother to listen. They dashed out of the house, on Yoshi's back./p
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p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px; text-align: center;"strongem...Is this the fun and games everyone makes it out to be? Is something weird happening in the hood? Only time will tell.../em/strong/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"strongEveryone here is owned by Nintendo./strong/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"strongI'm not cool enough to be copyrighted./strong/p
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p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"…..It was a peaceful day in the fucking Mushroom Kingdom. Everyone was frolicking, doing whatevs. From picnics, to going in shroom shops, to being bored out of their brains. The lattermost applied most to the Mario Brothers. In their front yard, Luigi was sipping his tea, moaning as it entered his mouth. Meanwhile, Mario was looking up porn on his laptop, drooling. "Booooobs-a…" Their dinosaur, Yoshi, was snoring loyally next to Mario, belly-up. But actually, Mario was sitting on his /In other words, everything was perfectly normal./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"Too normal./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"With a sigh, Luigi finished the last of his tea, and got up with a yawn, flexing his arms. "So-a, Mario... are you-a hopelessly-a bored to death-a?" Mario nudged an eyeball in his brother's direction, but kept on masturbating to the nude women, locking himself in solid. "(yawns) Nah... not-a really... ooooooooohhhh...yeah..."/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"The obvious eye-roll from Luigi followed. "Welp, I'm-a going indoors-a, fat bastard-a." True to his word, he opened the door and waved to his bro. "Later." He went in and closed the door, with footsteps audible as he plumped down in a chair and turned on the TV./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"Mario gave him an eye-roll in return and turned back to the screen... which now said the dreaded, "WARNING! Your computer is infected with ANOTHER virus! This is the 800th one!" Mario's smile curved into a vicious snarl, with some hissing to compliment. "I. DON'T-A. GIVE. A. FLYING. FUCK-A." So, as with the other 799 viruses his doomed laptop had gotten, Mario clicked the "exit" option./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"He had massively pushed his luck./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"His laptop blew up clean in his face with a resounding, fiery, red-hot "KA-BLAM!", spraying burning, broken laptop parts, glass, key-pad parts, and his headphone's remains flying across the yard, charring Mario's skin as well. (This don't happen in real life, of course, but who gives a fuck?)/p
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p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"emstrongAT PEACH'S CASTLE.../strong/em/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"Two Toad guards were staring at the explosion at Mario's pad, which was a mere mile away, with binoculars./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;""...Holy shit." One of them grimaced, seeing Mario flat on his back. "I think something awful happened."/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"His friend was not listening. "Hey Jeff! Look at my awesome King Boo shirt!"/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"Jeff turned around briefly. "Hmm?... Hey, that's AWESOME! Where can I get one?"/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"Daniel (the second toad guard) didn't answer, as he was pulling out some more KB related crap. "OOH! Have I shown you my Boo candy?"/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;""Well, I-I believe you-"/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;""And my Boo tattoo? And my Boo Mushroom? And my Boo candy? Man, that was the best experience of my LIFE-"/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;""Uh, you're turning white-"/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;""And my..." If you're wondering, that cut was due to Daniel falling over, eyes rolled back, blood pouring out of the eye sockets, and his face was white-as-a-Boo./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"Jeff's eyes grew as big as UFOs, backing away slowly, then running away and screaming./p
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p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"emstrongBACK AT THE HOUSE.../strong/em/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"With an angry grunt, Mario nastily kicked Yoshi in the face, causing his nose to bleed and waking him up, with a yawn and a stretch, before rightening himself and plopping himself into a sitting position, looking hopefully at his "daddy". "Daddy?"/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;""SHUT THE HELL-A UP!"/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;""Yoshi! (Okay.)" Yoshi obediently lay down. Mario, on the other hand, put a hand up to his throat and took some deep breaths. "You know what-a? Let's-a go inside." As he said this, he jumped on Yoshi's back, the latter walking inside the house./p
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p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"emstrongINDOORS.../strong/em/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"Mario had joined Luigi at the TV. Sadly, he had come during a stupid commercial break. Regardless. Luigi's eyes perked up, and he gained a smile on his face as he saw Mari and Yoshi come in./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;""Hello-a!" greeted Luigi. Ignoring him completely, Mario sat down in the empty seat right next to Luigi, propped a pillow behind him, and leaned back on it, giving the TV his full attention. Good thing too, for the commercial was particularly interesting;/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"emARE YOU BORED OUT OF YOUR SKULL?/em/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;""Nope-a!" Mario still looked on./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"emThen come to this VERY CONVENIENTLY PLACED fun-house in the darkest depths of the Mushroom Kingdom! Sphagetti (yes, the misspelling was entirely intentional)!/em/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"Mario's eyes popped out of his skull cartoonishly, accompanied with a gasp in pure pleasure./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"emGames! Relaxation!/em/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px;"The same thing happened with Luigi. They didn't even bother to listen. They dashed out of the house, on Yoshi's back./p
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p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14.08px; text-align: center;"strongem...Is this the fun and games everyone makes it out to be? Is something weird happening in the hood? Only time will tell.../em/strong/p