Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.

Sequel to "The Small Problem" which is sequel to "What Kind Of Quidditch and Broomsticks". This is Part 3 of the mini trilogy, though "I Wake Up Then I Die" is a side-story.

Moony or Wormtail

Padfoot or Prongs

"Prongs?"

"ufnsfn, what now, Pads?"

"I can't sleep."

"Count sheep."

"But I tried that, it doesn't work!"

"Then what do you want me to do about it?"

"Make me tired!"

"How?"

"jfsljfoj..."

"No! Absolutely not. Moony and Wormtail are still sleeping."

"They sleep like logs. We don't need to put Silencing Charms, too, if they're asleep. We did this numerous times with them in the room and they never woke up. Please?"

"... No."

"If I manage to persuade you?"

"Too bad, you can't."

"What's that sound, Wormtail?"

"It sounds like... someone pinning another to a bed, headboard or wall.

"Now, with that done, you know you can't resist temptation."

"Ugh, Padfoot, they're sleeping for Merlin's sake! The last few times-"

"-many times-"

"-were done quietly and quickly and those were ages ago. Now, it's so big! It'll take forever!"

"Nonsense. Please?"

"Don't look at me like that with those puppy eyes!"

"... Please?"

"Ugh, fine. Just this one last time."

"You know, before this time, you said that a lot."

"Don't remind me."

"..."

"..."

"Moony? What are Prongs and Padfoot doing?"

"I don't care, as long as they're still safe and sound. The rustling of the sheets, though..."

"Oh, Merlin, Padfoot, please pick up the pace!"

"... What was that? Prongs never giggles!"

"Either wait for me to finish or I'll take it out on you again."

"Keep your voice down, they'll suspect us."

"I don't care, as long as we're having a little bit of fun. We are still Marauders, Prongsie."

"I do not want to open that curtain."

"So do I, Wormtail, so do I. Eventually we have to."

"Pads, stop torturing me, you little tease! It's driving me insane!"

"Good rewards comes to those who wait."

"... I seriously do not want to open that curtain."

"Padfoot, please! Do something, don't just play around, it's killing me. I'm begging you!"

"Oh, so now you want to?"

"Yes, please!"

"That's it. What the hell are they trying to do?"

"Oh, Merlin, see, Remmy's awake! I told you keep your voice down!"

"... Sorry, it's just too good a chance."

"Um, why is there a book on the bed? And why are you guys still fully-clothed?"

"Wormtail, don't state the obvious. Fine, you got us, James and I love to read, though James is a faster reader with me catching up just barely. I finished the page but pretended I was still reading. When James told me I should go faster I tickled him. Did you know James is very ticklish?

"Oi, shut it! If you tickle me again I will see to it that you are castrated and Moony, why are you groaning?"

"I should've known something like this would happen for the third time again. Oh, well, while you two read, Wormtail and I will be catching some z's. See ya!"

"Bye! Now, Padfoot... what were you saying? That you were actually done reading and wanted to me to wait?"

"Er, man, it's so hot in here. It's only ten, but I feel so tired now. I'll just go to bed-"

"GET BACK HERE YOU GIT!"

"I JUST WANTED TO SAY I DON'T REGRET ANYTHING! AND I AM SO NOT GOING TO THE KITCHENS!"

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