Setting: Break room.
Duo: yawns What the hell is with the morning shift being so damn early?
Hilde: Because if it was any later any normal person might want this job.
Quatre: You know Duo; if you didn't stay out so late at night you would be so tired during your shift.
Duo: I'm gonna smack you if you don't stop being the voice of reason.
Hilde: Don't be so sore just because you didn't get any sleep last night.
Duo: Being sore was the reason I got no sleep last night.
Hilde: putting lunch in fridge You brought that one upon yourself with that Spam incident.
Duo: You guys should have just come out and told me before you resorted to the super glue.
Hilde: laughs Like you would have listened.
Quatre: I have to agree with Hilde on this one.
Duo:pouts You guys are mean.
Enter Sally
Sally: Morning everyone. opens locker By the way Duo, I got you a present to make sure there are no hard feelings about yesterday.
Duo: I don't think there's anything in the world that could
make me forget….gets handed a pair of flippers
Sally: Strange thing is that you look completely natural wearing that.
Quatre: I hate to ask, but why do you have a mask and snorkel in your locker?
Duo: You never know when they'll come in handy.
Hilde: What, in case all of Chicago floods and you have to swim your way out to safety?
Duo: Yes, and don't worry…I'd leave you behind.
Sally: So glad to know that our friendship means so much.
Duo: It meant a lot until my butt suddenly became the victim
of a drive by gluing.
Enter Une
Une: Hate to break up the morning party, but we have patients.
Sally: I already checked the list; we only got one patient left over from the night shift.
Une: You'll see what I mean in a moment; just get yourselves out of this room.
