Naga walked through the streets of Republic City on a breezy Tuesday evening, "What a beautiful day its been!" she said to herself. Of course all anyone else heard was "WOof woof woof!" and they backed away just slightly as they went about their business.

The polarbeardog strolled along the streets, relishing the smell of food from the stalls. However the moment was bittersweet, because Naga had just broken up with her boyfriend Pabu, and she was sorely wishing she had someone to share this day with.

As Naga walked along the path caught up in her own furry thoughts a bush rustled and she would have missed it, had this disturbance of shrubbery not been followed by a sneeze. "WooF?", Naga asked (Translation: Whos there?). Suddenly a bearded man popped his head out and stated, "Im Gommu!".

Naga took in his appearance with her brown bear-y eyes and leaned in closer for a sniff, her midnight black nose brushing softly against the hobo's ear lobe. He smelled of fish. Naga loved fish. She gave the side of his face a big lick, causing the vagabond of wise and noble stature to blush deeply. "Woof woof woof bark?" (You like that?) Naga whispered. "I do", he replied.

Shocked, Naga said "You can understand me?"

"Yes, I studied with the dog whisperers of the North, your speech is mixed with a smidge of polar bear but I can make out what you're saying for the most part. The way you conjugate 'understand' is most interesting."

"Thats amazing!"

"Thank you", he replied humbly.

"Hey", Naga began "do you want to... I don't know get some noodles or something? I know this great place not far from here."

"That sounds sublime." Gommu replied with gusto.

The fur-clad female dog knelt to the ground, "Ride me."

Gommu gasped, "But we only just met!"

"Get on my back and ride me hard."

Gommu complied. He swung his leg over her back and sat comfortably on her saddle. Naga stood and started running towards the noodle shop, motivated by the handsome man on her backside and the smell of that tofu she liked.

"Whooooo!" Gommu yelled into the night, he would definitely be sore in the morning.

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