Note: This is NOT in any way shape or form part of the Machina storyline...This you could say is a one off or spin off short. As I said...Fire and Rescue is not part of the main storyline...But...I can't resist.

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"Andy I need help...PLEASE..."

Andy Hayes readjusted the phone against his ear as he took out the hair tie in his mouth and put it in Olivia's hair pulling it into a ponytail. "Dusty...You know Grandpa won't give me one of his guns permanently."

"I don't need a gun! I NEED AN INTERVENTION!"

"How desperate are ya? Crazy human dirty and smelly from the fields or crazy human who's foaming at the mouth?" He asked standing up and watching his sister run off. He could just imagine the look on Dusty's face from the tone of desperation and slight fear in his voice. "Or crazy human who's foaming at the mouth and running around with a knife?"

"I think the last one will probably get you thrown in quarantine...But foaming crazy human sounds good...Just no knife..I wanna scare 'er not kill 'er!""

Andy grinned as he got an idea...An awful idea..Andy got a wonderful awful idea.

"Consider it done."

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"So...You want me to color on the walls?" Olivia asked as they got off the horse carriage that brought them to Piston Peak.

Andy nodded as he focused on messing up his hair kneeling on the ground getting mud and leaves in it, using some on his face to give himself some 'tribal' markings. "Yep..." He was already dirty from working in the fields and he was one roll in the mud away from looking completely uncivilized. "Hey Maya got the stuff?"

Maya West sighed a bit but she couldn't help but want to join in on the "psychotic" human "infestation" the lodging area and specifically the fire crew was about to receive. "Yep...Intense toothpaste, foams up with just spit."

Andy gave a grin. "Great...Oh..." He pulled out from his backpack a small colored box. "Here Olivia happy Early birthday."

Olivia blinked opening the box and going quiet...As an excited grin spread on her face. "Thanks!"

-Half an hour later-

Dusty and Maya sat back watching the chaos unfold.

"So...Think he'll actually catch 'er?"

"This is Andy...He somehow knew I ate the last waffle as a human before even coming out of his room."

"Point taken-"

A loud scream sounded off.

"He found 'er.."

The following chaos involved a raging, snarling smelly teenage human, a very hyperactive little girl with a set of rainbow markers...And various machines waking up with doodles all over them.

"...Worth it."

"Should we stop him?"

Dipper flew by as Andy hung onto a rope he had managed to loop onto one of her wings.

"LEGGOLEGGOLEGGO!"

"NEVER! YOU WATCH HIM SLEEP I'LL WATCH YOU...FOREVER!"

"...Let's introduce him to the campground manager next...Heard he thinks all humans are savages.." Dusty gave an unusually evil smirk.

Maya smirked. "Good plan.."