I felt like it. I don't own OP. Flame all you want. It gets me more reviews. Wanna swear? I don't ****ing care.
One day Luffy's stupidity and rubberness lead him straight into a world government meeting.
He got so mad at the selfish old farts that rule the world and should die, that he used gear second and killed all but one of them.
Then Zoro magically appeared out of nowhere and cut out the survivor's heart, which Sanji grilled on a spit and ate, because he had teleported out of nowhere.
Brook sang the best song ever.
"Black socks, they never get dirty, the longer you wear them, the stronger they get!"
Nami started burning money, Franky denounced cola as eternal evil, and Robin started being a derp.
Then Chopper got married to a vitamin gummy.
The end.