Based on a true story...
The morning started off on a routine note, arriving at work for my morning 6:00 am shift. My employer, the king... Burger King. My role as the Frymaster is quite intriguing - to serve breakfast to those who are as unfortunate as I - those who are forced to get out of bed at 5:00 am...
As the morning progressed, nothing unusual happened until I noticed a spark of light coming from the oven. My co-workers were busy with their morning duties, including my fellow co-worker "The Shake Lady". Now, "The Shake Lady" and I have somewhat of a rocky relationship - one moment we are talking as friends, other moments we are on the verge of trading blows. I never really understood my place with "The Shake Lady", until the morning where I didn't die...
As I continued with my morning chores as all previous mornings, I once again noticed a spark coming from the oven... as I walked over to inspect the matter at hand, a huge burst of fire erupted as I opened the oven door. Clouds of smoke emerged, my clothing quickly covered in flames. My life flashed before my eyes as I had become engulfed in flames. My dreams, my future plans, my devilishly good looks melted away by the flames... however, before my life ended at that very moment - "The Shake Lady" quickly ran over to me with 2 large metal pans of fresh shake mix, quickly covering me and saving me from certain death. Not only did I survive sure death by explosion, I now know that a hero walks among us.
Thank you, Shake Lady...
Your friend,
- Frymaster