School or Hell?

"WHAT?" Beast boy yelled one morning.

"How could we go to school?" Cyborg whined at his turn.

"I've never been to school, how am I supposed to look like an 9th grader?" Raven asked as she shut her book and stood up.

"Please what is this "school" of witch you speak.

"School is a big…. Building you learn in." Robin answered.

"Why does the mayor say we need to go to school again?" Cyborg whined again.

"Well he said that because of the lack of crime happening here in jump city, we are free to do anything, and he wants us to go to school…." Cyborg said as he slumped onto the couch.

"But this is the thing, Cyborg, you're on your own. Sorry man, you're in grade 12, and the rest of us are in grade nine." Robin added as he looked at the letter the mayor sent them.

"Ok, when do we start?" Raven asked.

"We start Monday." Robin said.

"WHAT? Dude that's three days from now!" Beast Boy whined.

"Will one of you friends explain to me what we should do when we attend this 'school'?" Starfire asked still confused.

"We learn different subjects, like math-" Raven started.

"Math? OH I know how to do the math, my mother and I always used to do the math together!" Starfire said as she flew around the room happily.

"Starfire, that isn't the only thing we do in school." Raven said as she sat back down and continued to reed her book.

"We need real names," Robin said as Starfire landed and sat on the couch.

"Do I have to say mine?" Beast boy asked terrified of them knowing his real name.

"Yes." Everyone said at the same time.

"Garfield Logan…" Beast boy mumbled. Everyone was desperately trying to hold in their laugh, but failed and laughed until they couldn't laugh no longer because their stomachs hurt.

"Ok, Cyborg, what's your name?" Robin asked.

"Victor Stone." He answered being proud it wasn't as goofy as Beast Boy's.

"Raven?" Robin asked again.

"That is my real name. Fine, I'll take Rae Roth." Raven asked not even looking up from her book.

"Starfire?" Robin said as he finally came to her turn.

"My name on my home planet is Koriand'r, shall I use that name?" Starfire asked.

"No, that's not an earth name… Let's see… Kori… Kori… How about Kori Anders?" Robin asked as he snapped his fingers at the result.

"Oh that is as wonderful name! Thank you friend Robin!" Starfire said as she jumped and gave him a hug.

"What is your name?" Starfire said as she let him go and allowing him to breath. (lol)

'Should I say Dick Grayson? No way, look how we laughed at Beast Boy, I know! I'll say Richard! Yeah that would work!' "It's Richard Grayson." He finally answered and was ready to hear his friends laugh at his name.

"Oh cool." Cyborg said and went back to beating Beast Boy on their video game. Robin gave a sigh of relief.

"Don't we need supplies?" Beast Boy asked as Cyborg won the game.

"Oh may we venture to the mall of shopping?" Starfire asked quickly.

"Umm sure?" Robin asked as she dragged everyone out of the tower.

"Ok Starfire, are you gonna chose one?" Raven asked. She and Starfire went alone while the guys went shopping for their own needs.

"Please friend Raven, shall I pick the pink 'skirt of mini' and the pink 'top' or shall I purchase the blue 'skirt of mini' and the blue 'top'" Starfire asked holding up two different outfits.

"Get them both and lets go shopping for my cloths!" Raven said as she bought Starfire's cloths, shoved them into a bag and ran out and dragging Starfire.

"Where shall you purchase your items required?" Starfire asked as she followed Raven to the other side of the mall.

"There is a Goth store that I always wanted to go to, so I'm gonna go get my cloths there." Ravens aid as they walked by the boys at a sports store.

"Why don't you just dress normaly?" Robin asked Beast Boy. He picked out pants with animals drawn all over them.

"Dude! I'm Beast Boy! Doesn't the name ring any bells?"Beast Boy asked as he shoved the pants in front of Robin's face.

"But you're gonna be the geek and the laughing stock of the whole school!" Cyborg said as he took the pants away from him and gave him normal ones.

"Fine, I'll take those pants you call normal cloths!" Beast Boy yelled as he picked out a bunch of baggy jean pants and shirts and went to pay for the. But secretly, he shoved in the animal pants. Two hours later, the titans were in their rooms trying on the cloths. Raven and Starfire were in Starfire's room since Raven never let anyone into her room. Robin, Beast Boy and Cyborg were in Robin's room, since it was the cleanest…

"I do not know witch one shall be the one is hall wear on our first day to attend this 'school'" Starfire said as she quickly changed from the pink outfit to the blue one.

"HOW about you mix & match." Raven said as she handed her the pink top with the blue mini skirt.

"Oh what a glorious idea friend Raven!" Starfire exclaimed as she gave Raven a breath-taking hug, literally.

"Star-! Need air!" Raven screamed trying to get out of her hug.

"Forgive me friend Raven." Starfire said as she let her go and blushed.

"We shall go to the mall of shopping some other time! I shall purchase more cloths!" Starfire said as she jumped into her pile of cloths.

"Starfire, you already got 10 outfits, I think you'll be fine." Raven said as she picked up some baggy pants and shirts from her pile and went to change in the bathroom. She came back out with the dark blue baggy pants and the dark purple shirt that read 'Back off! I'm better than you!'.

"Friend Raven! You look so good in the pants!" Starfire exclaimed. The girls tried on the rest of their cloths then trailed off into their normal cloths and when to do what ever they do.

"Robin, try these on." Cyborg said as he threw some pants and shirts at Robin.

"I don't remember buying these." Robin said as he looked at them.

"Oh I picked those out for you. Thought you might like them." Beast boy said from the bathroom as he struggled not to put on the animal pants and forced himself to put on the others.

"Are you done in there? What's taking you so long?" Cyborg asked from the other side of the bathroom door.

"One more sec!" Beast Boy yelled as he tried to find a place to hide the animal pants.

"Where where where!" Beast boy whispered.

"Ah! There!" Beast Boy said as he shoved them on the shelf on top of the door.

"Ok! Done!" Beast boy said as he opened the door. But when he did, the loose shelf of witch he had put his animal pants on had fallen, just missed his head and the pants fell on his head.

"Beast boy!" Cyborg and Robin yelled.

"I couldn't help it! I like them to much!" Beast Boy wailed as he cried into them. Robin looked over at Cyborg who was on the edge of laughing.

"Fine, but you aren't allowed to wear them at school, unless you wanna be the official geek and get beat up all the time." Robin said as he started to chuckle.

"Even if I don't wear them, I'll still be the laughing stock, dude I'm green!" Beast boy said yelling in their faces.

"I can fix that, do you really think I'm gonna go to school looking like a robot?" Cyborg asked as he put on two rings on his fingers then held them against each other until he was not a robot anymore.

"Dude!" Beast Boy yelled in amazement.

"Yep, the latest tech." Cyborg said showing off his new skin.

"What about Beast boy?" Robin asked. Cyborg tossed Beast boy a bracelet.

"What's this for?" Beast boy asked as he slipped it on. Suddenly, his skin became as white as Robin's, his hair was brown, and his eyes also brown.

"Dude! You look…. Normal." Robin said as he backed off.

"Cool! But I still like green." Beast boy said admiring his new skin.

"Robin, what about you? Aren't you gonna take off your mask?" Cyborg asked.

"I have to, but I'm gonna keep some sunglasses." Robin said as he changed into his fighting suit and waked out of the door.

"What?" The two boys asked.

"I don't show my eyes." Robin said as he told them to follow. Cyborg and Beast boy quickly changed into their normal cloths and ran after Robin.

"Robin, I know this might be personal to you, but why do you wear a mask anyway?" Cyborg asked as they reached the gym to find Raven and Starfire waiting for them.

"It's personal, that's why I don't tell anyone." Robin said as he started to set up the sparring bags and dummies.

"You guys are late for sparring practice, anything wrong? It's not like you to be late." Raven asked realizing them comme in.

"Naw nothing goin on." Cyborg said as he helped Robin set everything up.

"Who wants to go first?" Robin asked as he put up the last dummy.

"I shall go first please." Starfire said as she flew to Robin's side.

"Ok everyone else off the course." Robin said as he went to the controls.

"Remember no powers Starfire, remember what happened last time?" Robin reminded her.

"Yes friend Robin, I shall not use any of my alien gifts." Starfire said as she started to spar.

Ok! so that was the first chapter, hope you liked it because there is much more where that came from! sorry if there are lotz of mistakes, i'm trying not to make as many! remember i go to a french school! i'm not that great! (ahem...) Please R&R! NO FLAMES:D