50 Ways To Annoy Fang
I got bored in class. Take it away, Ig.
Iggy: Bee would like to say that she doesn't own Maximum Ride or any of it's characters. Also that Iggy's her favorite and she loves him the mostest. x]
Me: Someone thinks very highly of himself. But yeah, you are my favorite. ^_^
Iggy: Here are some ways to annoy my Flock brother, Fang. (:
1. Poke him between the wings then run away screaming, "I touched a Goth kid!"
2. Dye his hair pink while he's sleeping. (I suggest you sleep with one eye open when he figures out it was you).
3. Tell him Iggy has a crush on him.
4. Keep telling him until he punches you. Then go tell Max what he did.
5. Fly over him and pretend to count all the hairs on his head.
6. Then tell him he has dandruff and needs a hair cut.
7. When he leans on a tree and becomes invisible, practise karate on said tree.
8. Ask him if he wants a sandwich then scream, "APRIL FOOLS!" and run away laughing.
9. Every time he says something shout "So's your face!" afterwards. (That annoys everyone). =]
10. Say the following sentances repeatedly in crowded areas:
11. "Where did you hide your razors this time, you stupid emo kid!"
12. (Infront of Max) "I seriously think we should use a condom next time."
13. Ask Max infront of the whole Flock if she thinks Fang's good in bed.
14. Stand in his way constantly. Even infront of the bathroom door.
15. Grab a random emo guy around the waist, point out Fang and say:
16. "Hey! This is Fang! You wanna go out with him? He's lonley." –tear-
17. If you're ever in a room alone with him, start singing an MCR song and ask him if he likes the band.
18. Continue singing. Never let him answer.
19. Tell him you want to name your cat after him. Fang the Cat.
20. Ask him if he'd name his kid "Tooth"
21. Tell him you think it's a bad idea.
22. Suggest the names Tally, Isabella and Unikwaa.
23. Tell him you want to have his children. Isabella, Tally and Unikwaa.
24. Hide all his clothes and leave him a wedding dress to wear instead.
25. Make him admit he's gay. Record "him' saying it then play it to Max.
26. Tell Max you saw him stealing her eyeliner.
27. Tell him Nudge thinks he's sexy.
28. Tell him Max is a lesbian.
29. Ask him if he feels bad eating eggs. You know since he's part bird.
30. Tell him the 2% bird of him is a chicken.
31. Then follow him round making chicken noises.
40. Hug him and say "I can squeeze you tighter than your jeans!"
41. While he's sleeping draw tomorrows date on the back of his neck.
42. In permantent Sharpie.
43. Tell him Max is out with Sam.
44. Follow him round singing the emo song.
45. Tell Fang that Max need to talk to him and look really serious.
46. Put ketchup on your wrists and run into his room saying, "I'm just like you now!"
47. Ask Fang if he misses Lissa.
48. Infront of Max.
49. Handcuff him to Nudge and make her talk about everything she sees.
And finally…
50. Follow him round singing Christmas carols, regardless of the time of year.
There you have it, comment and review! x