A/N: My first Naruto story, because I'm growing out of beyblade. This is a two shot.

Disclaimer: Don't own. Happy now?!

Warnings: Sasuke/Naruto. Boy/Boy. Yaoi. Don't like? There's a little thing called a back button. Maybe you've heard of it? Click it and save me wasting my time reading a flame. Rated because of the innocent minds of children and how they can be traumatised. (trust me, I know.) Also we get to anger Sakura a little. MUAHAHA.

Notes: Set just after episode 3, imagine that Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke all have a mission that takes them outside the village. Not the 1st mission in the anime, just a random mission. I'm telling you this because I'm new to the anime and am worried I may make a few mistakes. So- this is not in order of episodes. Got it? Good. Begin reading.

Apology Accepted.

Naruto's POV:

Oh no… He wouldn't be so cruel. No way…

"Naruto, you're sharing a room with Sasuke."

I try to stop the scream erupting from my mouth and turn away from Sasuke, silently praying to the God's that the words will come out differently if I ask again.

"I-I'm sorry?" I stammer. Kakashi looks at me blankly and repeats himself, the words being formed slowly and deliberately.

"Naruto. You. Are. Sharing. With. Sasuke."

God hates me. I can't repress the frustrated shriek anymore, and let out a cross between a scream and a hiss. Sasuke looks at me, raising an eyebrow and Sakura just gives me a look of absolute contempt

"Idiot." she mutters, striding away into the hut to unpack. O.K, I understand a girls need for privacy, but come on! Sasuke! Of all the cold, unresponsive, "I have a ten foot pole shoved up my backside" people, he has GOT to be one of the worst. And I've had a lot of experience with those kind of people in my village… Yeah I'm a demon. Get over it, please! I don't even act like one, if you want a demon check out Mr "I have Satanic eyes with no pupils" over there. At least he looks reasonably annoyed with the arrangements too, I suppose, but… It's not exactly annoyance. It's… Awkwardness? Sure enough Satan 2 goes off in a huff, and gives Kakashi a death glare behind his back. Oh, sorry that was his- I'm seriously annoyed- look, the one he just gave me was a "I'm going to murder you whilst you sleep" death glare. Seriously what's the guys problem with me? He can't even give me the decency to look at me properly! Hm, maybe it has something to do with… Well it's not like I meant it or anything! Oh come on, the guy behind me SHOVED me! O.K, fair play, I shouldn't have been eyeballing Sasuke in the first place but he gets right up my-

"Naruto are you going to stand out here all day?"

"Oh, right Kakashi."

Anyway as I was saying, I didn't mean to kiss the guy! It was a total accident. And that guy who shoved me onto Satan 2 is on my hit list… "Is it my fault?" Like hell. You'll have an answer when my fist is rammed down your throat… Actually I think the worst thing was the fact Sakura was watching. I really like her, and now… She hates me. Plus she has her sights set on Satanic Ice Prince… I've got no chance against a guy like that. And especially not when he kisses that well… AH! WTF AM I THINKING?! I LIKE SAKURA CHAN! NARUTO GET THOSE THOUGHTS OUT OF YOUR MIND YOU BAKA! O.K Naruto, deep breaths, do not scream at your reflection again like last time, count to ten and the nightmare will go away. 1-2-3-4 OMFG SATAN'S ENTERED THE BUILDING!

"Er hi Sasuke?" I stammer nervously. The guy meets my eyes for about a second and then looks away, and heaves his suitcase onto… The only bed.

Oh no…

"Looks like we're sharing." Sasuke mutters, still refusing to look me in the eye. I jump up in outrage

"Y-You can't expect me to share with you!"

He doesn't bother with a scathing reply, but rolls his eyes and walks away, calling behind him

"If you don't hurry up all the Ramen's gonna be gone." ARGH , that guy really knows how to wind me up!

"RAMEN! GAH! FOOD!" I yell and practically shove Sasuke out of the way, our hands brushing as I pass. He freezes but I don't care because I can now smell the delicious, delectable mouth watering aroma of RAMEN. SQUEE!!!

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Normal POV- How To Seduce Naruto

Sasuke sat with his eyes fixed on his bowl of ramen, refusing to look at anyone else in the room. Especially Naruto. For 2 reasons. The first was the fact he was already on his third helping and they had only started eating 5 minutes ago. A look of revulsion passed across his normally balanced features. The guy ate like a pig, with 4 stomachs. The second reason (though he would rather kiss Sakura before he told anyone) was the fact that Sasuke was a shy person, and he had never anticipated his first kiss to be taken away by that pig! And to Sasuke's annoyance the guy also kept looking at him curiously. The blue eyes burned into him, making him feel uncomfortable and hot under the collar.

"Hey Sasuke, aren't you gonna eat that?" the said pig asked, eyeing the Ramen with the same look an eagle will eye a rabbit. Sasuke glared back at the scavenger.

"Just because I do not inhale my food, does not mean I'm not hungry." he replied coldly, and to prove his point forced down an oversized mouthful just to spite the other boy. Naruto scowled and sat with his arms crossed, Kakashi having denied him a fourth helping, so he was forced to watch Sasuke eat deliberately slowly. Chopsticks to mouth, closed eyes, lips parted, food in, pink tongue darting out to lick the perfect symmetrical lips. Eyes open again giving a devious smirk. Naruto was entranced. Sakura eyed the scene with jealousy burning in the pit of her stomach. How dare he?! How dare Sasuke seduce Naruto in such a way?! Her hands holding her chopsticks trembled and her inner self was yelling

NARUTO! STEP AWAY FROM THE SEXY SAMURAI BEFORE I POUND YOUR FACE IN!

The chopsticks snapped, and the sound brought Naruto to his senses. He blushed as he realised he was staring at the Ice Prince. This was not the image he wanted to give Sakura, or Sasuke. He hurriedly excused himself, trying to stop himself sprinting to his room, realising with his hopes sinking that his fast heartbeat had nothing to do with the run to his room. He sat down on the bed rubbing his temples, and sighed. Of all people to be flirting with. Sasuke was his rival! Naruto sighed again, thinking that a shower might calm his nerves. At least until he had to face Sasuke again. He stripped himself of his clothes and collected a towel from the side, making his way to the shower. The hot water ran down his body, water droplets trickling down his face and chest, his worries beginning to wash away. Maybe he was reading into it too much. Sasuke was probably just trying to annoy him as usual. Of course. It was Satan 2's idea of a warped joke. A laugh of relief almost escaped Naruto as he turned off the taps, stepping out and winding the towel round his waist. He opened the door and got the shock of his life.

Sasuke.

Shirtless.

Blushing.

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A/N: Yes I think we've established in previous fan fictions I have a nasty habit of being evil at the end of chapters. But I'm being punished for it, don't worry. After rereading this, I'm getting one word that's slowly driving me insane. Ramen. DAMMIT! Oh and for the record- me no Sasuke hater, me like Sasuke, but me like to annoy him even more! (cackles demonically.) R&R please. I don't mind con crit because I'm new to the anime so tell me if the characters are a little ooc or anything else.