Risks, Rendezvous and Rewards

by RobKateers

Have you ever daydreamed about Rob Pattinson's yummy V? Well here's a story about three ladies who did just that. There is action and adventure and one very great reward. Follow them on their ride in Risks, Rendezvous and Rewards. *ON HIATUS*

1. Plotting

AN: This is a collaboration between NessiesMomma, EdwardsJennx3, and Kerrbear1969.

DISCLAIMER: WE DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT, THAT HONOR GOES TO S. MEYER

This is our first attempt at writing so forgive any mistakes that are made. We have always talked about licking Robs V. This is our story of how we go about that. It's an adventure let me tell you. So I hope you guys like it. EdwardsJennx3 created the story line, NessiesMomma is writing the story, and Kerrbear1969 is doing the Beta work.

Full Summary: Have you ever daydreamed about Rob Pattinson's yummy V? Well here's a story about three ladies who did just that. There is action and adventure and one very great reward. Follow them on their ride in Risks, Rendezvous and Rewards.

One more thing before we get started, You guys need to read Jenn's story she just started called One of the guys by Edwardsjennx3. It's awesome and it's just flowing right out of her, so you guys need to head over to her profile and start on it too. She is under the Favorite auther tab on our profile, and the story should also be under the favorites. Ok, now on with the Adventure

Chapter One:

This story begins in a chatroom where two ladies are discussing Rob Pattinson's V. The conversation started as just them discussing the greatness that is Rob's V. Then it turns into

plotting and scheming of traveling to where they are shooting New Moon in Vancouver to achieve this task. Lets go into this chatroom and check out this conversation that started it all.

( Keep in mind this is an actaul conversation the girls had while just chatting. It is how the girls decided to make a story of it, because they cooked up a really good adventure.)

(in the chatroom)

NessiesMomma: I even entered to win the backing to his casting chair that would have been awesome

twi-jaybunz: I did too

NessiesMomma: but boohoo....some hoe won it lol

twi-jaybunz: lets do a beat down to get it back

NessiesMomma: hell yea lets go all mission impossible on her ass lol

twi-jaybunz: no lets go all Cullen on her ass

NessiesMomma: oh even better lets get that chick that won his silver Volvo on the Tyra Banks show

twi-jaybunz: lets do both!

NessiesMomma: that was soooo unfair, she got the car he drove.... what the hell

NessiesMomma: lmao, we will get the car first, then use it to drive and get the backing

and do it in true Cullen style pull up on her ass in the Volvo lol

NessiesMomma: then hell, might as well go and kidnap Rob while were at it lol

twi-jaybunz: haha yes! like in the Port Angeles scene

NessiesMomma: lmao hell yea

NessiesMomma: the C&D chapter is sad

twi-jaybunz: I'm still reading it.. all these fantasies of kidnapping rob have me sidetracked lol

twi-jaybunz: of course it wouldn't be kidnapping since he would want to come

NessiesMomma: lmao....leave it to us to come up with some crazy ass schemes....and totally you can't kidnap the willing...

twi-jaybunz: we'll promise him no more crazy fan-girls getting him run over

NessiesMomma: lmao if I was ever around him at a scene where his shirt was off I would totally lick his V and run lmao

twi-jaybunz: hahaa omg me too!

twi-jaybunz: you got one side I have the other lol

NessiesMomma: that was totally random but that vision just popped in my head lmao

NessiesMomma: lmao....I can totally see it now

twi-jaybunz: oh its constantly in my head lol

twi-jaybunz: and he so wouldn't mind he'd enjoy it too much we wouldn't get caught cause he'd still be standing there stunned

NessiesMomma: knowing our luck we would have a Bella moment and get arrested lmao

NessiesMomma: lmao

twi-jaybunz: Rob would bail us out to have us do it again!

twi-jaybunz: and if he doesn't, still totally worth it!

NessiesMomma: lmao.....if he hadn't already pulled us into the alley and dropped em so we could get it all lol

twi-jaybunz: I mean how many people can say they got put in jail for licking Rob Pattinsons V

twi-jaybunz: trueee he so would do that

NessiesMomma: lmao....we would make headlines

twi-jaybunz: everyone would be jealous

twi-jaybunz: and wanna-be's

NessiesMomma: could u imagine on the news them showing us doing that lmao

twi-jaybunz: omg I'd want the negatives!

NessiesMomma: I'm laughing so hard I'm crying right now

twi-jaybunz: me too hahaa

NessiesMomma: it would be so worth a night in jail to do that

twi-jaybunz: hahaa I so wanna make that my status on FB

NessiesMomma: lmao....

NessiesMomma: hey speaking of I need to get u on my facebook lol

twi-jaybunz: "is thinking its so worth a night in jail to lick Rpattz V with NM"

NessiesMomma: lmao....I'm making that mine too

NessiesMomma: hmmmmm maybe we need the costumes lol

NessiesMomma: so we can blend in until our big moment lmao

twi-jaybunz: knew you would! hahaa we def do this needs to be thought out .. Wouldn't wanna get caught before the lick

NessiesMomma: lmao we need to think ahead and get all our basis covered

twi-jaybunz: haha yes we need to find out where he is and it would be awesome if its during filming you cant miss that unedited footage lol

NessiesMomma: oh totally the rest of the cast will be totally jealous.... and we will need someone to hold off K Stew with the dating status....while we show her how to please him only the way we can

twi-jaybunz: hahaa yes maybe we can get Mrs. Faceguts to do that but we wont let her in on our master plan we'll let her think were kidnapping her so she gets a chance but she just gets to watch lol and deal with a jealous K. Stew

NessiesMomma: oh yea then she will totally be envious of our faceguts lol

NessiesMomma: with our faceguts all up on his V

twi-jaybunz: hahaaaaa that'll show her

twi-jaybunz: and put a damper on her hyper-ness

NessiesMomma: dam when me make a plan we make a plan....i totally see this working lol

NessiesMomma: now I know what will be in my head when I fall asleep tonight lol

twi-jaybunz: there's no way it can fail lol

twi-jaybunz: mine too .. mine too lol

NessiesMomma: of course not... not with our genius brains doing the plotting

twi-jaybunz: we got every angled covered plus were willing to do the time lol

NessiesMomma: totally....lol..

twi-jaybunz: hahaaa I'm gonna have some awesome dreams tonight lol

NessiesMomma: and it's no crime technically, cause he will be totally enjoying it...

NessiesMomma: lmao me too.....its all gonna play out tonight

twi-jaybunz: he so will, not many will go right for the lick they go for the hair that where he gets confused

twi-jaybunz: it def will haha I might go to bed a little earlier lol

NessiesMomma: lol.....why go for the hair when we can go for the happy trail and the V

NessiesMomma: we are hard core

twi-jaybunz: its so much better.. he thinks he's got everyone sidetracked with that head of hair.. not us lol

NessiesMomma: we know what he really wants....

twi-jaybunz: hahaa were all about pleasing him at first we'll worry about ourselves later

NessiesMomma: while we are reminiscing of the V licking lol

twi-jaybunz: hahaaa of course

NessiesMomma: and he will enjoy it so much he will have no choice but to return the favor

twi-jaybunz: he'd be a fool not to

NessiesMomma: i know right...why would he need K Stew when he could totally have the 2 of us...

twi-jaybunz: i know right!?

NessiesMomma: i mean hellllloooo it don't take a genius to figure that out

twi-jaybunz: not at all its simple math

twi-jaybunz: 2-1

NessiesMomma: we need to make sure he is clear on this and he would totally see what we mean

twi-jaybunz: i think in his euphoric state we can get him to do whatever

NessiesMomma: most def...

Robsonlyone: hello ladies!!

twi-jaybunz: hiyaaa robs !

Robsonlyone: soooo.....what have you been talking about? hmmm..... sharing Rob without me!!!! i don't think so!!!

twi-jaybunz: hahaaa you missed out on a lot lol. we have diabolical plans

Robsonlyone: please do tell............

twi-jaybunz: were gonna lick his V lol

twi-jaybunz: Mindy one side me the other lol

twi-jaybunz: it's worth going to jail for especially since rob will probably bail us out to let us continue haha

Robsonlyone: then i get on top of Rob!! lol!!

twi-jaybunz: hahahahaa!

Robsonlyone: you totally left that open for me!!!! love ya!!!

twi-jaybunz: knew there was a reason haha

So the ladies do their research on how to locate the Volvo that was given away on the Tyra Banks show. Jenn locates a wesbite that states that the Volvo was given to Tiffany Kuhne.

Jenn sends Mindy a text telling her the name of the girl who won the car. Mindy does a Google search on the name and finds out that Tiffany lives in Los Banos, California. Then Mindy

ventures over to Mapquest and prints out directions to Tiffany's home so that they can retrieve the Volvo. Mindy sends out a text to Jenn and Kerrie letting them know that she has all

the information on the Volvo and tells them that they all need to decide on a date to start this adventure. They all decide that Jenn will get a rental car and go get Mindy. Those two will

set off to retrieve the Volvo. Then they will set off to pick up Kerrie. They all decide that the best time for all of them to go will be September 15th.

A/N: Well there is the first chapter. Hope you guys liked it. And just so you know, NessiesMomma is Mindy, Twi-jaybunz is Jenn, and Robsonlyone is Kerrie. If there is anything you think that we should do differently just let us know. Constructive criticism is welcomed. If you have any suggestions for future chapters feel free to let us know about that also. Like we said, this is our first attempt at writing so take it easy on us. But all in all we hope you liked it. We won't know if you don't click the review button to let us know your thoughts . The next chap will be out within a week. So review so we know if we should continue. Can't wait to hear your thoughts.

Here are a few of our favorites that we feel the need to pass on since they are so totally awesome and rocked our world.

Edward Wallbanger by feathersmmmm

Let Your Light Shine by LolaShoes

A Life Extraordinary by LolaShoes (sequal to LYLS)

Those are all M rated for their Lemony Goodness, Those ladies know how to rock your socks off. We STRONGLY reccomend you read those,