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A day in the palace in Que-Dong

Yui: Nakago! Nakago!

Nakago: Yes, Your Eminence?

Yui: I need someone to talk to about that bitch, Miaka. Come here so I can complain to you.

Nakago: But Your Eminence . . .

Yui: No buts! Now, it's sooooo unfair that Miaka gets that hunk, Tamahome! I blah blah blah . . .

Nakago sneaks out of the palace

Nakago: I need a break from Yui's bitching. Maybe if I crush a few birds, I'll feel better. Oh bir-dies! Come out and pla-ay!

Nakago grabs some birds and squeezes them to death

Nakago: Ha ha ha! I am ALL POWERFUL! Die, Suzaku! DIE! Ha ha ha!

Nakago's screaming scares the birds away

Nakago: Aw, man!

Stoops down

Nakago: Come out, come out, wherever you are!

Sees a little bird. Pounces and grasps the bird in his hand

Nakago: You really look like Suzaku. I'm gonna have fun killing you! DIE!!

Bird tweets. Sound of flapping wings fill the air. Tins of birds dive at Nakago

Nakago: Aaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!! Get 'em away from me!

Birds swoop down and peck Nakago to a bloody pulp

Nakago: I'll -ow!- get you -ow!- for this -ow!- Suzaku!! Ooooooooowwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!