Liz chewed on her lip and held the laptop on her legs. She wasn't entirely sure why, but she was completely engrossed by the words on the screen. The front door opened, but Liz never noticed it. Someone walked up to her but was never seen until they reached out and waved a hand in front of her face.

"JESUS!" She shouted as she flailed in shock, nearly dumping her computer into the floor. She clutched her chest as Reddington held his hands over his ears. Why did she have to be so loud?

"It's just me." Reddington stated. He lowered his hands, and Liz gave a sigh of relief. "What're you doing? It must be thrilling to capture your attention like this." He asked and a blush spread across her cheeks.

"It's kind of nerdy."

"I'd still like to know."

"...I'm reading fanfiction." She stated causing the criminal to raise an eyebrow. "Fans get to make up stories about shows, movies, books, really anything they want." She explained as she reached over to grab a soft drink.

"So, what's yaoi?" Red asked peering over her shoulder. She spit out soda in shock and slammed her laptop shut. Red raised his eyebrow at the red faced woman. "Lizzy, are you alright?"

"I'm fine." She replied leaning her head back. "I'm just tired."

"Right, well," Red started, getting to the point as to why he was there. "I'm going to be on business for the next couple of days. I thought you'd like me to tell you face to face." He explained and she nodded before giggling. "What?"

"What if this was a fanfiction?"

"..."

"I'd ship you and Donald as a crack pairing." She said with a blush. Red furrowed his brow and glanced to the side as if that would tell him what the hell she was talking about.

"Where are you shipping us?" He asked causing her to laugh again.

"No, ship means relationship." She replied causing him to look insulted.

"Donald and me? That's absurd!"

"That's why it's a 'crack pairing'."

"Lizzy, don't take this personally, but I'm starting to believe that you're on crack." He said before patting her on the shoulder. "I really need to be going." He added. The two said their good byes before Red left.

Red walked into the hotel room and saw Donald standing by the window. He turned and received a smile from Reddington. Without returning the smile, he walked over to Red.

"Does she know?" Donald asked making Red chuckle. Raymond wound his arms over the younger man's shoulders.

"Not a clue," he replied getting a smile from Ressler. "Now, come here." Red added. Donald pressed his lips against Reddington's before wrapping his arms around the criminal's waist and deepening the kiss. He moved his lips to Red's throat getting a moan from the criminal before the two moved over to the bed.

Red watched the sleeping man laying naked next to him among the damp tangled sheets. He laid his head against Donald's bare chest and took a deep relaxed breath. A smile spread across his face as he closed his eyes.

"Crack pairing my ass,"

author's note_

This wasn't as cracky as I thought it would be. Oh well, others will be much weirder. Tell me what you think. I always like feedback :) I'm also open to suggestions if you guys have ideas that you want to see made into a chapter.