it was an overly boring day at hog warts nothing good could come of umbridge she was a foul and louthsome cow but to day was not was what to be expected.
hermionie was sitting with ron as he said to her he thought she was gorgeus as she blushed like a beetroot while fred looked as if he could kill was well until pansy parkinson jumped up on to the table but looked as if she was doing so against her will and she sang
I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
"whats happening"asked ron"it sounds like someones dragging a cat across a black board" it wasnt commen knowlage but pansy really could not sing and she at the momant looked as if she would kill some one .
You don't eat meat
And drive electrical cars
You're so indie rock it's almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
"who on earth is she singing to" Hermionie asked aloud .Fred answered while laughing his head off "Draco!"harry couldn't help but be surprised he was astonished that Draco Malfoy his nemesis was basically gay
You're so sad maybe you should buy a Happy Meal
You're so skinny you should really Supersize the deal
Secretly you're so amused
That nobody understands you
draco was about to explode everyone was laughing at himhe was draco malfoy for merlins sake
I'm so mean 'cause I cannot get you outta your head
I'm so angry 'cause you'd rather MySpace instead
I can't believe I fell in love
With someone that wears more makeup than me
at that draco jumped upand said to pansy"SAY ONE MORE THING AND WERE BREAKING UP!"pansy couldnt stop herself
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
You're so gay, you're so gay
You walk around like you're oh so debonair
You pull 'em down and there's really nothing there
I wish you would just be real with me
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
harry ,Ron,Fred and George were rolling on the floor laughing their heads off this was better then quidditch .as hermionie looked around everyone seemed to be doing that it was hilarious even the teachers tried to hide their giggles
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like penis
and at that the erupted into laughter as pansy went over to Draco and tried to say something but got cut off when he ran out of the hall .she ran out shouting Draco
this happened the rest of the day everyone spurting out songs against their will and when they got to the great hall for dinner .Dumbledore announced "it seems as if someone has put a spell on the school everyone will sing their emotions thought and really everything it might wear off soon ...hopefully