Harry had been sent on a mission by the Order of the Phoenix to recruit the vampires in his quest to destroy Voldemort. As Harry apparated into Forks he slowly made his way to the vampire's layer. His hands were shaking as from what he'd heard about vampires he might not come out alive. He had to admitt casting a tracking charm on the young ones at school had been a masterstroke and, hopefully appearing more calmly than he felt, he entered the looming mansion.

The room he went into was lit up like a disco, with sparkles emanating from the rooms occupants.

"What the fuck, you actually sparkle!" exclaimed Harry

"Shit … um we're having a glitter party!" said a man with bronze hair who looked familiar

"Your vampires" stated Harry knowing they were lying

"How do you know?" asked another man with blond hair, obviously older than the first speaker

"Well I read this book called Twilight and the vampires in that sparkle" answered Harry

"I knew we shouldn't have told that woman" grumbled the bronze haired one

"It was your fault mixing blood and alcohol like that!" said a big bear like man trying not to laugh

"It was a good book! What's wrong with it?" asked Harry

"Well now everyone thinks I'm really nice and when your prey tries to kiss you it's quite embarrassing, not to mention bad for your ego. And don't get me started on the fan girls" answered the bronze haired man, Harry nodded sympathetically at the meantion of fan girls.

"Hahahahaha" laughed Harry and the other occupents of the room

"See what I mean" said the bronze haired man

"Anyway" said Harry recovering "I'm a wizard and I was wondering if you could help me out as this super evil and don't forget ugly man wants to take over the world and also kill me"

"Aww darling" exclaimed a woman with caramel coloured hair who immediately went up and hugged him.

"Well I'll go and check the calendar but I think we have a free period between March and June" answered the blond haired man who proceeded to leave the room

"Brilliant, so that's vampires down, now I only have the Care Bears to recruit" said Harry to himself.