I'm planning to write one of these for every character. I don't think this is actually that bad, but I've been wrong before. Please R&R. Even flames are welcome, so long as they're well-explained.
South Park, and all it's glory © Matt Stone and Trey Parker
Kyle Broflovski
Green Ushanka perched precariously
Concealing the immense Jewfro beneath
The lonely Jew on Christmas
The economic sacrifice
Morals and Ethics
Doing the right thing
"Goddamnit Cartman!"
Searching for answers
What is real, and what's not?
There for his brother
Scared to stand up to his mother
A good boy
Yet quick to anger
"Goddamnit Cartman!"
Orange jacket
Trimmed with green
Concealing gold beneath
The smartest kid in school
Super Best Friends with Stan
Gives not a rat's ass for Kenny
"Goddamnit Cartman!"