CELEBRITY JEOPARDY
The Host: Welcome to Celebrity Jeopardy! Here are today's challengers: George Bush, Till Lindemann, and Martina Navratilova.
(George Bush buzzes in) Is the answer toilet?
The Host: You stupid jackass, we haven't started yet. (sighs) The categories are: "I am going to kick your mother in the face!!!", "Help! I super glued myself to myself! ".
(Till Lindemann buzzes in) Toilet!!!
The Host: No, it is not "toilet", keep in mind none of the answers in this game will be "toilet". Let's just go to final Jeopardy, the category is: Anything But Toilet. Let's see what your answers are. Figures, you all put toilet, I'm going to go home and kill myself.
The end!
The Host: Welcome to Celebrity Jeopardy! Here are today's challengers: George Bush, Till Lindemann, and Martina Navratilova.
(George Bush buzzes in) Is the answer toilet?
The Host: You stupid jackass, we haven't started yet. (sighs) The categories are: "I am going to kick your mother in the face!!!", "Help! I super glued myself to myself! ".
(Till Lindemann buzzes in) Toilet!!!
The Host: No, it is not "toilet", keep in mind none of the answers in this game will be "toilet". Let's just go to final Jeopardy, the category is: Anything But Toilet. Let's see what your answers are. Figures, you all put toilet, I'm going to go home and kill myself.
The end!