The day Africa went ice age 3
Copyright to owners a story for my friend Sister Saint Aelphaba
Kovu and Kiara are sitting by the waterhole when a bright flash of light and Mufasa appears.
Kiara: what the hell are you?
Mufasa: Kovu I am here to comfort you in your grief.
Kovu: I'm not grieving.
Mufasa: really?
Kiara: yeah we just got married and I'm pregnant so the only bad thing is that Sarabi died but it's okay because I'm pregnant.
Mufasa: (sigh) fine anyway don't tell Simba I was or he'll….
Simba: dad oh my god. Are you here to give spiritual guidance?
Mufasa: no not really.
Simba: oh I'll just go then.
Kovu: some honeymoon this turned out to be.
Buck: I know right (looks at Mufasa) your crazy.
Mufasa: no you are.
Buck: how? By the way have you seen my wife she's about as big as your foot prickly and smells like a pineapple?
Kovu: Buck I may have found your wife.
Buck: (looks around) where?
Kovu: I ate your wife.
Mufasa: are we really having this conversation? You're not even from this movie.
Buck: you cannibal you murderer I ought to hang you like that chick that's always hungry or something.
Kovu: so what you're talking to a rock right now and you think I'm crazy?
Kiara: guys I think my water just broke.
Kovu/Buck: shut up.
Kiara: hey uncle Mufasa wanna go play poker?
Mufasa: sure why not.
So Mufasa and Kiara leave the waterhole and leave the two guys bickering.
Kovu: wait did Kiara say something?
Buck: yeah something about her water braking I don'y know.
Kovu: (looks around franticly) Kiara Kiara?
The End.