Title: Moratorium
Summary: I'll go down screaming in this moratorium from hell. . .
Style: literal fiction
Rating: M
Pairings: none
Archive Findings: Naruto, Angst, English, complete, Hidan
Warnings: cussing, violence
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, it's property of Masashi Kishimoto
A/N: This is after Hidan blows up, and he's just waiting and thinking, and people who are insanely bored think interesting things. R+R, please. Hugs and Kisses
Even if I screamed as loud as I could, no one can hear me. It's dark and wet and depressing down here, and there's bugs crawling everywhere: mostly on me. And on top of that, I'm bored out of my mind. Damn that stupid kid for blowing me up in the first place!
I thought I had him; I really thought I had that pineapple-haired brat. Instead, I end up killing my son-of-a-bitch partner and getting blown up. Leader won't be happy if he chooses to dig me up and put me back together. His holier-than-thou ass will be mightily pissed, and I'll probably have to go through twice as much pain just to "sate his anger." Dumbass probably gets off on it, considering the blue-haired bitch is his fucktoy and he still has a damn stick up his ass.
Damn fag. And I can say that, because he won't come and get me, and I'll be stuck here until Jashin-sama decides to give me the death I crave so desperately. It'll be when he realizes I haven't been sacrificing and I'll be down here, amongst the creepy-crawlies, and suddenly the fact that my body is in a bunch of twitching pieces will screw me over. Fuck.
Oh, well, I'll just stay down here and think. Fuck the world for leaving me here. Fuck that kid for blowing me up, fuck leader for being a faggoty ice bitch, fuck Kakuzu for suggesting we split up, fuck, fuck, FUCK!!!
Patience ain't a virtue of mine, so I'll go down screaming in this moratorium from hell.