"WHAT IN THE HELL?!!"

Grandad had just stepped into the school office only to see Riley Freeman armed with many BB guns.

"Boy, what did you do this time?" Grandad looked at Riley with an angry look, expecting a poorly thought out excuse from his grandson's mouth.

"Well?" Grandad asked again.

"Okay, before you start hatin', I just want you to know that I had no...

"Get to the damn story!"

"Alright, alright."

(Flashback)

(Riley's narration: Now see, the white kids was all runnin and everything, so me and Huey went to go see what was goin' on)

"Raaaaagh!"

(Na' see, Bi... I mean BUTCH Magnes* was havin another temper tantrum right, so Huey went ova there to shut that nigga up.)

"Please, don't hurt me!" a trembling Jazmine Dubios said backed up to the school wall.

"You little bitch, you about to get yours." (Right before he was 'bout to give Jazmine da biggest pimp slap of her life, Huey had grabbed that cracka's hand like some Bruce Lee movie.)

"Didn't your mom teach you not to hit girls?" As Butch turned to see the brave man who said that, he saw the biggest afro he'd seen in his life. Butch NEVER messed with Huey since the book incident.

(Now see before this, Butch tried to sucka punch Huey and take the book. Huey dodged tha punch but the nigga managed to grab the book and tear out a page. That cracka got the worst ass whoopin in his life, in front of tha whole school.)

Back to right now, Butch threw the biggest punch out of nowhere

(And of all da stuff that went down, Huey decided to duck, and that sucka punch hit me! Now ain't that a bitch!)

Huey quickly ran out, carrying his unconscious brother on his back and dragging Jazmine by the hand.

"Ugh, where am I?"

"You're at home, Butch knocked you out with one punch"

Riley had just woken up and now that he heard how bad he got beat, he immediately thought of a revenge plan.

(Now see, I wasn't 'bout to let that nigga ruin ma street cred. And then I thought, BOOM, I got this nigga now)

The next day, Riley immediately confronted Butch and got up in his face

"I remember you. You were the guy with the chai.."

Without warning, Riley reached into his baggy jeans and pulled out the same BB rifle he used against Huey when Grandad went on vacation. Butch screamed in pain while a sadistic smile crept on Riley's face.

"How's that feel, Bitch Magnes?"

(Yeeeaaaaah! I spent 2 minutes and emptied 4 clips on that nigga)

"Riley, what the hell are you doin'?!"

Huey heard all the commotion and rushed over after hearing gunshots and Riley's laughter. He immediately sent for the school nurse.

(I ran once I say Huey, but that nigga ain't neva goin' to mess wit' Escobar no mo'. The nurse came, and it took 3 teachers to lift Butch's fat ass up. I would have got away wit dat too, but, as usual, on of dem white kids snitched.)

(Flashback ends)

"And here we are, Grandad."

Grandad stood silent for about a minute, pondering what he just heard.

Maybe I'm off the hook! Riley thought to himself. Then, as if out of nowhere Grandad ripped off his belt.

"Get yo' little ass ova here"

And with that, Riley got a beating right in front of the principle. Huey, who came with Grandad and heard the whole story, just gave his signature raised eyebrow.