Cosmo vs Cosmo
Some may call us dimwits
Others may call us jerks
Sometimes our minds would be full of nothingness
And we'd agree with a lot of people and say that was true
Other times our massive ego no matter how big or small
Would always get in the way of our pride first and formal
Because we have pride in what we do well most of the time anyway
When we're not leaving a travel of disaster in our wake
Or like hosting Galaxy Warriors and being Godparents
To the two best godchildren on the planet
Or applauding the rangers after doing something cool
Or even after a monster's defeat
But you keep it to yourself or Galvanax and Madame Odius
Will certainly have your head as well as Jorgen Von Strangle
Taking Cosmo's wand as he nervously tries to explain
How he got himself, Wanda, Timmy and Chloe into this very mess