I realized that there's never any Ebisu/Anko, so i made one. yay! ShikaTema and others are going to be thrown in for good measure, but not for a while.
Disclaime: I do not own naruto
Mitarashi Anko sat on the roof of her Konoha apartment, a dango stick stuck firmly between her teeth. Chewing on it absentmindedly, she stared out onto the crowded streets of the Village Hidden in the Leaves from her perch.
"Tch, how boring." the purple haired kunoichi said, throwing the dango stick over her shoulder, not caring where it landed.
Suddenly, a familiar glasses-wearing ninja caught her eyes.
"Heh, I think it's time I take a visit to dear Ebisu-kun." she said, to herself, snickering in her signature crazy laugh.
Making her way off the rooftop, the former Orchimaru student landed gracefully in front of a very surprised Ebisu.
"Anko?" He asked, surprised at her sudden appearance.
"Omaesan(1) Ebisu-kun!" Anko said happily, throwing an arm around the other ninja and punching him roughly on his shoulder.
Ebisu flinched and glared at her through his dark glasses.
"Can I help you?"
"Say, where are your brats?" Anko asked, noticing that his 3 genin where nowhere around. "Did you finally snap and kill the little snots?"
"Nani! Iiya!(2) How dare you say such a thing about the honorable grandson and my students!" Ebisu cried at her while Anko rolled her eyes. "I gave them the day off today."
"Tame(3), then you're free." Anko said, her eyes narrowing at the ninja.
"What makes you think that, Anko." Ebisu asked, raising his eyebrows. "I'm on my way to see Godaime."
Anko frowned for a moment, then smiled.
"I'll come with you then, I need a good mission to drown out my boredom."
"Anko." Ebisu growled annoyed. "Is there a reason you're bothering me?"
"Hai. I'm bored. Plus, it's been so long since we've talked , Ebisu-kun."
"Tch, stop calling me that." He said annoyed.
"Oh, gomen" Anko cried sarcastically. "I meant to say Ebisu-sensei."
Ebisu shot her a glare through his glasses then continued to walk towards the Hokage's building, Anko still with her arm around his shoulders.
"So, what's new?" Anko asked him, grinning at him with a her deranged smile.
"Nothing." Ebisu said impatiently, begging to Kami-sama that Anko would get off him.
"Tch, well you're just so talkative today aren't we?" Anko said sarcastically, looking hungrily at the dango vendor nearby.
"Hm." Ebisu snorted, as they finally reached the Hokage building and entering inside.
"So why are you going to the Hokage's office anyway?" Anko wondered.
"I was summoned. " Ebisu said shortly.
When they arrived outside the Hokage's door, Ebisu turned to glare at her.
"You can get off me now." he said.
Anko raised her eyebrows and smirked.
"Am I making you uncomfortable Ebisu-kun?" she said slyly getting closer to his face.
Ebisu's inner perv was instantly activated and his nose started to bleed.
"No." he said, as if nothing had happened, shoving his glasses back up the bridge of his nose.
Anko continued to stare at him, her eyebrows raised and her unnerving grin plastered over her face.
After 30 seconds of sheer awkwardness, Ebisu turned away from her and pounded on the door.
"Come in." Tsunade's voice rang.
Anko leaned back and kicked the door off it's hindges.
Ebisu was having a conniption and was staring at the purple haired woman in shock.
"OMAESAN! Tsunade-sama!" Anko cried loudly, grabbing Ebisu in a headlock and running inside the office.
A tired looking Tsunade glared at her while Shizune looked as if she was going to have a heart attack.
"Anko-san!" Shizune cried in distress. "Why did you do that!"
"Oh, hey Shizune." Anko said, noticing Shizune and waving a her friend with her free hand.
"Anko-san!" Shizune cried at her. "Why on earth did you do that?!"
"I wanted to make my entrance a bang!" Anko said, rather proud of herself. Ebisu was still in shock and was still in Anko's headlock.
"You will pay for a new door." Tsunade glared at her.
"Hai, hai, Tsunade-sama." Anko said passively.
"What are you doing here anyway?" Tsunade asked. "I sent a summon for Ebisu but not for you."
"Well Tsunade-sama, I thought that I would accompany dear Ebisu-kun here and maybe I would be assigned a mission." she sighed. "I'm extremely bored."
Tsunade sighed. She had expected as much from Anko.
"I needed Ebisu to patrol the borders. I'm short on ninja. You're welcome to assist him if you wish Anko."
"NO!" Ebisu cried, looking up. "Hokage-sama, I beg of you. Don't let her go."
Anko knocked him on the head.
"Don't be silly, Ebisu-kun, you love working with me." she looked at Tsunade. "Arigato, Tsunade-sama!" She yelled. And without another word, threw the miserable-looking Ebisu over her shoulder and jumped out the large window, heading for the border.
"Tch," Anko said, jumping from rooftop to rooftop. "I hope something exciting happens. It's been awhile since something fun happened."
She grinned to herself. Today was gonna be fun.
To be continued……
so whatcha think? Next chapter will be up soon. I'm about to bring in the akatsuki. btw, this story is going to be rather long so bear with me .
(1) Hey
(2) What! No!
(3) Good