Ok, so I got this after me and my friends were talking about this one Family Guy episode. Enjoy! Takes place after BD
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Oh God....Fucking Valentine's Day! I was walking to the parking lot, with three of my "secret" admirers trailing loyaly behind me. This had been happening all day long. I had better patience with them than Edward had, though. Edward said that they all had chocolates of some sort and a bet on who I would pick out the three of them. Chris, Jeyson, and Aaron. Like I said, this happened every Valentine's Day, but today my patience was running thin. The parking lot came into view and, thank God, so did Edward's Volvo. Edward and Nessie were already there, Edward leaning on the trunk, my favorite smile on his face, Nessie standing next to him. "Umm..Bella? We have something to ask you." I heard Jeyson say in a shaky voice. "Yea. It's important." Yelled out Chris, his voice confident.
I turned around. "WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU WANT?!" I yelled out at the top of my lungs. I just couldn't help it! "Damn!" Exclaimed Jeyson. "Holy shit! Nothing, bitch!" Yelled out Aaron. He threw his candy at me and then said, "Bitch be on her period! Lets go." And so they all turned around and went back the way they had come. By the time I got to Edward he was silently shaking with laughter. I just rolled my eyes. The bastard.