Disclaimer: I don't own Escaflowne, yadda, yadda, yadda

Also, I don't own "One Week" or The Bare-naked Ladies, yadda, yadda, yadda

So..you're wondering how this happened? Well, it all started with a picture with Dilly and Celena, in which Celena looked pregnant. The result, this song. We only did the first verse and a couple of refrains. Perhaps if we get our comedic muses working, or and review or so, we'll get the others up.

One Week (Dilly Style)

It's been one week since I burned something Fanelia was great but not quite satisfying 5 days since I challenged Van

I really wish that bastard was gone 3 days since the living room With Dalet and Miguel and Chesta too Yesterday it occurred to me that I'm two weeks too late and I'm having a baby.

Hey, you know that I'm a real freak I rub my right cheek But that's only when I'm kinda mad I'm insane and I flame away my shame When Fanelia burned, well, I didn't even feel bad Hey, do you see my dragon slayers?

Yeah, they're all players Just like me, but I don't give a damn Somethin's up with the wrinkled guy I wish he'd just die What's Folken doing with the old man? My 'melef's red, wish Van was dead, should've chopped off his head, 'Cause he really gets annoying

Could've torched him bad, wish I had, he makes me mad

I get an evil smile when I start my ploying

How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?

Smilin' big, and no, I don't feel bad I'm the kinda guy who laughs at a funeral

Can't understand what you mean? Well I don't care I have a tendency to kill everything I see

I have a history of changing my sex

It's been one week since I disobeyed

Dornkirk's a guy that just never gets laid

5 days since I hit Gatti, Even though it was Dalet who made me angry

3 days since the bug disgrace When I looked in the mirror and saw Celena's face

Yesterday, it finally dawned on me that I'm gaining weight and havin' a baby.





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