Story: KoF: Comedy Saga Part 3: Kyo and Iori's Restaurant Remastered
Author: Master Jin Sonata
Written: August 2007
Remastered: July 4th, 2016
Genre: Humor
Rating: T (Language, Violence)
Disclaimer: I do not own SNK, but I do own part of the two's restaurant!
Kyo, Iori, & Rugal
Kyo's POV
It was late in the evening.
Kyo was walking down the streets of South Town on his way toward a new building recently built in the Food District. He was holding a briefcase full of papers and other documents.
"Ah, this will be my chance to finally get my business back on the ground. My Ice Cream Shoppe may have failed, but I know this won't! This new building will be perfect for the start of my new chain of restaurants!" Kyo says with a confident grin as he continues his way down the street.
But something was bothering him…
"I wonder why my realtor kept hinting that I'm not the sole owner of this property…" Kyo thought out loud. "Ah well, can't let trivial things bog me down."
Iori's POV
Far away on the opposite end of the street, Iori was heading down the same road to where his realtor says to meet him. In his hand was a bunch of crumpled documents.
"Damn my failed Deli…damn Kyo and his failed Ice Cream Shoppe…I'll show everyone that I can run a successful business! My new chain of Steak Houses will crush all competition, and nothing's going to get in my way!" Iori says to himself with a smirk.
"But…" he thinks, "It bugs me that this realtor jerk kept saying something about a duo ownership deal…hmph, it's probably nothing…" she says to himself.
Rugal's POV
Rugal Bernstein, standing in front of the empty building, sees both men coming toward him right on schedule.
As soon as Kyo and Iori got near Rugal…
…that's when they see each other.
"YOU?!" they both yell in unison. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! WHAT AM I DOING HERE?! I ASKED YOU FIRST!" they kept yelling at each other at the same time.
Both men were about to torch each other, but Rugal breaks up that conflict quickly by performing a less intense Gigantic Pressure attack, pressing both of them against the wall of the building.
"Settle down you two, there is a reason why I signed on both of you to rent out the same building," Rugal says to the two.
"What, to kill Kyo once and for all?" Iori growls. "He's nothing but trouble!"
"Trouble? You're one to talk! You were the one who burnt down my Ice Cream Shoppe last month, remember?" says an agitated Kyo.
"Oh put a sock in it, you two! Now, as I was saying, I have both of you here because Geese Howard has invited a bunch of rich tycoons to South Town, and he demands a fine restaurant to host his dinner party exactly five days from now. Since you two have had experience owning businesses, you are the best chance we've got on such short notice," Rugal explains.
"And just who the hell referred us?!" Iori demands.
"Some annoying kid named Shingo I think…" Rugal recollects.
Iori gave Kyo a piercing glare of frustration. Kyo simply shrugs since he had nothing to do with it.
"Oh, and one final detail. Geese Howard says if you fail to present an excellent restaurant to him when this event happens, he'll have both your asses on a silver platter," Rugal adds.
Rugal releases Kyo and Iori from the brick wall, both falling onto the ground with a thud.
"Five days?! What are we going to do about money? I'm broke!" Kyo says, looking at Iori.
"Don't look at me, does it look like I'm rolling in dough right now?" Iori says, glaring back.
"Not a problem…" Rugal says, dangling a check worth $500,000 in front of them.
Iori had dollar signs in his eyes when he saw this, while Kyo grins with satisfaction.
"You can have this money after both of you sign this agreement," Rugal says, showing a document to both men along with two pens.
Both rivals leer at each other for a moment, before quickly signing the document.
"Excellent," Rugal says, taking the paper and putting it away in his red suit. He let go of the check, and Iori snatches it up quickly before Kyo could realize it.
"Good luck you two. Oh, and I'll be there as well on the night of the dinner," Rugal says, before leaving the area.
Both men look at each other again, then turn toward the empty building.
"A have a bad feeling about this…" Kyo thought to himself.
"Something tells me this isn't going to end well…" Iori comments to himself.
Both men would begin furnishing the restaurant first thing tomorrow morning.
Continue on to the next chapter!