Disclaimer: Yep, I need to disown this fic as a random act of strangeness. I had help from this Instant Slash Generator (don't ask ^.^;) that I had to give names and information to and made some changes. So, no suing or complaining about where this idea came from.

Author: Kreuz Swords

Title: Strange Events

Note: This is what happens to me due to lack of chocolate and writers' block.

The darkness was all around as Tsuzuki walked through the cherry grove down towards his office desk, random thoughts of embrace of love crossing his mind.

He had been shocked earlier when Unicorn had told him she often dreamed about Tatsumi involved in loving touch with a dragon, but each to their own, she didn't know about his fantasies involving Tatsumi.

One day he would discuss his feelings with Hisoka, but not yet, he still hardly believed how aroused he could be by just thinking of Tatsumi on his bed with the shirt pulled off.

The night air was fresh and he sat down in a quiet location and began to stroke the book he was carrying with him. Would Tatsumi's chest feel like that to his neck?

What would Tatsumi think of him if he knew how feverish he grew as he thought of eating apple pie off Tatsumi's beautiful hands?

Tsuzuki rubbed the book against his chest whispering Tatsumi's name to himself. He knew he should stop and wait until he got back to his office desk but desire overtook him and he came, screaming Tatsumi's name into the night.

Meanwhile, Tatsumi had not been able to sleep and had decided to go out in the night air. The cherry grove was such a beautiful place at this time of the night. He took a bite of the apple pie he was carrying and leisurely scratched his neck.

He jumped in alarm as he heard a voice in the distance. Was that Tsuzuki calling his name? He must be in trouble to shout for him with such desperation. He dropped his apple pie and ran towards the sound of his dark lover's voice.

Tatsumi stumbled through the darkness towards Tsuzuki. Panicked thoughts ran through his head. Was his dark lover being attacked by a dragon? Was he about to be raped by Muraki dressed as Tatsumi? His heart beat faster and he felt the pulse throbbing in his chest.

"Tsuzuki, Tsuzuki, my dark lover, screamed Tatsumi. It's alright, I'm coming, I'll save you!" Tsuzuki leaped to his feet in panic, dropping the book and ripped his shirt on the bench as he jumped up. He fell over onto his back with his chest bare.

"Tatsumi! Tsuzuki," gasped embarrassedly. "What are you doing here? Hisoka said you were in your office desk engaged in some embrace of love with Unicorn."

"No, I was alone in my office desk with nothing but my paperwork for company. I couldn't sleep for thinking how beautiful your violet eyes were, and how I would like to stroke my hand against them, and have you kiss my chest, and now I see your violet eyes for myself I realize that not even Watari has violet eyes to compare with yours."

"Oh, dark lover, Hisoka said you felt that way but I never believed him, I thought you loved Unicorn."

"What! That old dragon, I'd rather get involved in loving touch with Muraki, a book and apple pie than dream of embrace of love with her, Ooh, the very thought makes my hair curl."

"Oh, Tsuzuki!"

"Oh, Tatsumi, my dark lover!"

Cue soft music, sounds of embrace of love and loving touch, soft focus and fade.........

"WAIT! Did Tatsumi call me an old dragon?" questioned Unicorn. She looked over to the two. [O.O] Then she covered her eyes and said, "Ah, never mind. I have to leave now. Bye!"

Fin