It was a wonderful day in Elwood City where we see our stereotypical average Aardvark named Arthur who was walking fast on the sidewalk, a subastance of a sort oozing down his pants. Yes, Arthur was walking in the rain.( gotcha mofo!) Now you may be wondering to yourself "why is Arthur walking in the rain?" Well I'll tell you why,
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FLASHBACK 2 HOURS AGO
"Ok mom, I'll be back im going to Buster's"
"I could give a rats $$ where your going"
"WELL SAME HERE YOU CANNON-FODDER!"
So Arthur ventured forth to Buster's casa (house) in the ghetto but on his way there he saw some street pharmacists giving away some white bags, it was at this moment that Arthur realized something
"HORY SHREK! I FORGOT MY SWEATER! Oh hi Friends! Can you help a playa out?
"Sure but first you gotta pick up my soap"
"Ah h311 Nah!"
"I'll give you a dollar for it"
VILL ZE ARTHUR PICK UP SOAP OR WILL HE JUST FIVE FINGER DISCOUNT THE DRUGS? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF Dragon-what?! Oh ship wrong show!
FIND OUT ON THE NEXT CHAPTER! (will only continue if i get a review)