ok so lets pretend that Sasuke never left for sound...
Just fair warning that in some moments characters are a little out of character...
"woo! take it off!" yelled a man. The multicolored lights were dancing rapidly around the bar.
Earlier today the rookie nine passed the final exams and were now jonin. They all came to celebrate their accomplishment.
"come on sweetie show us what you got!" yelled another man who was sitting on a barstool. "hey you two pinky!!" yelled another enthusiastic drunk.
Ino striped off her top and threw it into the crowd, leaving her in her camouflage bra. All the men started whistling. All the men except for: the gays, the rookie nine men (especially Shikamaru who was getting very jealous), and the Sensei...well some of them... Gai was yelling for her to use the power of youth.
Lee, this being the closest thing to sex that he will ever get, was very excited when Sakura grabbed the bottom of her top and started to pull it off. Lee watched in aw imaging what Sakura's well developed 19 year old body would look like.
Sakura barely got the shirt past her bellybutton when a very pissed off raven haired man leapt onto the bar and tossed her over his shoulder.
"HEY WHAT THE HELL!?" a man shouted.
Sakura blinked questioningly not understanding how she had gotten upside down and looking straight at Sasuke's ass. She knew that it was definitely his because she takes a quick second of every day to appreciate such a fine piece of work...
FLASHBACK
Sakura was on team seven's bridge waiting for Kakashi to show up. Naruto wasn't there yet, he probably overslept but he would still make it here before Kakashi does. 'thank you Kami for such a great ass' Sakura thought to herself taking one quick glance at Sasuke's butt then looking away before anyone could notice.
END FLASHBACK
"Sakura where do you live" asked Sasuke after he had walked out the door. "Sakura?" he added questioningly. 'shit she's asleep!' he thought. 'now what do I do with her'.
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Sasuke opened his bedroom door and lay Sakura on his bed.
'she looks so peaceful when she's asleep' he thought. '...hey! what the hell!! why did i just think that!!'.
Sakura moaned and rolled over on her side. 'huh when did she get that' he thought referring to the phoenix tattoo that was just above the top of her low rise jeans. He covered her up adn went to take a shower. Then he slept on the couch until the morning light woke him.
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