President Obama was glad elections were over, but this also meant another four years with America, which also meant more headaches. Speaking of headaches… Pres. Obama massaged his temples, trying to make the pounding in his head cease. But unfortunately, there was a loud American in the room next to him, chatting with his alien friend Tony. Pres. Obama tried to ignore him, but no matter how hard he tried, America's loud voice penetrated his thoughts and made it hard for him to focus on his work. Finally, he got up, deciding to have a talk with America. He knocked on the door to America's office, and heard America yell, "It's open dude!"
The president calmly opened the door and walked inside, then shut the door and sat down in the seat near America's desk.
"America, we need to have a talk," he started, looking at America.
"Sure dude, what's up?" said America, looking at his boss.
"Well, sometimes, you can be a little loud, and this sometimes distracts me. And then there's your alien friend, Tony. He can't even speak English!"
"Yeah, he can dude! He just wants to speak his native tongue!"
"Right, of course. Anyway, you also eat way too many cheeseburgers. Which is one of the reasons why the economy isn't that great right now."
"What are you getting at dude?" America asked, looking very confused.
"Well…"
… In Canada …
Canada quietly walked into his boss' office, wondering what his boss wanted to talk to him about. Prime Minister Stephen Harper looked up from what he was doing, a look of confusion crossing his face before he said, "Oh, there you are."
"Yes, what did you want eh?" Canada asked, sitting down in one of the chairs near the desk.
"Wait, who are you?" Kumajirou asked, looking up at his owner.
Canada sighed before saying, "I'm Canada."
"That's exactly the reason I wanted to talk to you. Nobody knows who you are. Half the time I don't even know who you are."
"Oh…" said Canada, getting a little disappointed.
"So, umm, I decided to do something about it."
"And what is that?" Canada asked, not wanting to hear the answer.
"Well…"
… In England …
Prime Minister Cameron also had a bit of a headache, but it thankfully wasn't too bad. He was, however, a little annoyed. England had, of course, gone drinking the previous night, which meant that he now had a hangover. As he groggily walked into his boss' office, Cameron said, "We need to have a little talk."
"What about?" asked England, pulling out a chair and sitting down.
"About your drinking problem."
England looked up abruptly. "What about it?"
"Well… Apparently, last night was the worst it had been in years. And you were thrown out of the bar you were in."
"And, what are you trying to say?" England inquired, tilting his head a little.
"Well…"
… In France …
France walked into his office that morning, feeling extremely happy. He felt that today was going to be a good day. When he walked into his boss' office, his feeling of happiness suddenly went away. Prime Minister Jean-Marc Ayrault's face held none of the happiness that France was currently feeling.
"What is it, mon patron?" France asked, sitting down in one of the available chairs.
"Well, France, this is what I found on my doorstep this morning."
France looked down at the newspaper on the table and read the headline.
"Oh, je suis dèsolèe, mon patron," said France, looking at his boss.
"Oui, I'm sure you are, but this isn't the first time it's happened. Therefore, I have decided to do something about it."
"Et ce que c'est que ça?" France asked, cocking his head.
"Well…"
… In Russia …
As Russia happily walked into his boss' office, he wondered what he wanted to talk about. The stern look on President Vladimir Putin's face told Russia that this was going to be something serious, but Russia continued to smile as he asked, " What did you want sir?"
Putin tried to stay calm as he said, "Well, I just wanted to talk to you about something."
"And what is that?" Russia asked, still smiling.
"н-ну, umm, I just wanted to say that, umm…" he paused, nervously looking at Russia's smiling face.
"Well, get on with it comrade," Russia said, continuing to smile the smile that seemed to bore right into your spirit, seeing everything about you.
"п-право, т-таким образом, umm…"
… In China …
China hurried into through the front door of his boss' office building, getting out of the crowded streets.
"Aiyah," he murmured, turning to his panda. "There are so many people aru. Wouldn't it be lovely if things went back to how they used to be?"
The panda nodded his head, despite the fact that he had no idea how things used to be. China quickly walked into his boss' office and asked, "What did you want to tell me aru?" before sitting down in one of the chairs near the desk.
"Well, after much consideration, I have decided on something very important," said President Hu Jintao.
"And what is that aru?"
"很好…"
… In Italy…
Italy happily walked down the street, ve-ing as he went, while Romano angrily huffed behind him.
"Why do I have to go with you?" he asked.
"Well, our boss said he had something very important to tell both of us!~" said Italy.
Romano just huffed, still annoyed, but continued to walk. When they had reached and entered their boss' office, they sat down and Italy asked, "Ve, what did you want to tell us?~"
"Well, due to your laziness and seeming inability to get things done, I have decided to do something," said Prime Minister Mario Monti.
Italy opened his eyes and looked at his boss. "What is it?"
"Well…"
… In Germany …
Germany walked down the street to his boss' office, wondering what was so urgent that would require him to drop what he was doing and go see his boss right away. He entered the building and walked into his boss' office, shutting the door behind him and sitting down in one of the available chairs.
"Well, what is it?" Germany asked, looking expectantly at his boss.
"I decided on something today," said Chancellor Angela Merkel.
"Ja, ja, get on with it already," said Germany, wanting to get back to what he was doing before he was interrupted.
"Well, your behavior at the last meeting was not that great. You again lost your temper and yelled, and I have gotten some complaints from the other countries' bosses about your behavior."
"And?"
"Well…"
… In Japan …
Japan quickly hurried down the crowded streets, trying to get to his boss' office building as quickly as he could. When he finally reached it, he walked through the doors and into the main office of the building.
"What did you want Noda-sama?" Japan politely asked.
"Well, some people have been complaining about your behavior," said Noda Yoshihiko.
"What is wrong with my behavior, sir?" Japan asked, a little confused.
"Some people think you are a bit too…traditional."
"Why are you telling me this?"
"Well…"
…
And then, all around the world, the words spoken by everyone's bosses were, "You're fired."
A/N: So yeah, I got this idea last night, and thought it was awesome! Cause ya know, if the bosses (presidents, prime ministers, chancellors) are the bosses, then that would make the countries sort of like the employees, which means they could be fired by their bosses! So yeah, hope you like it! Oh yeah, for Japan, I couldn't really think of anything that would make his boss want to fire him, so, any better ideas? Oh, and thanks Upsilon Forty-Two…I can't believe I was that stupid…