When Anakin sings. . .an annoyed Ahsoka wants to kill herself. (NOT LIKE SUICIDE)

Ahsoka's POV

I loved these days. When there is peace and quiet. These days are always the perfect days to relax and read. I took my book and started to continue from were I last left off.

My Master was taking a shower. Whenever my Master takes a shower, he hogs the bathroom for like. . .forever. Sometimes it can be really annoying but I've gotten used to it. Anakin always let me take a shower first so I wouldn't be bothered by his routine.

Today just had to be the day when I wouldn't get annoyed at my Master.

Or so I thought.

As I was reading, a loud voice came from the shower.

"I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!"

I jumped. "What in the galaxy was that? It-it sounds like a whale being hit with a bag of dying cats!"

"I SET FIRE...TO THE RAAAAAAIN-"

I gasped. "Holy Force. Is that Anakin?"

"WATCH IT POUR AS I TOUCHED YOUR FAAAACE

THEN IT SCREAMED

AND I CRIED

'CAUSE I HEARD IT SCREAMING OUT YOUR NAME

YOUR NAAAAME..."

"Oh Force," I said loudly. "MASTER! IF YOU SING ONE MORE TIME I'LL KILL MYSELF!"

Anakin heard me and shrieked, "SUICIDE IS NOT THE ANSWER!"

Then he continued to sing. . .or kill my ears.

"SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT,

WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT!

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT,

WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT!"

I hit my face with my book multiple times.

"HEY, I JUST MET YOU

AND THIS IS CRAZY

BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER

SO CALL ME MAYBE"

I smirked. "No girl in their right mind would call you, Skyguy!" I shouted.

For a moment there was a beat of silence.

"HOW INSULTING AHSOKA!"

I laughed but immediately stopped when Anakin continued singing.

"BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORD LIKE NOBODY ELSE

THE WAY THAT YOU FLIP YOUR HAIR GETS ME OVERHWHELMED

BUT WHEN YOU SMILE AT THE GROUND IT AIN'T HARD TO TELL

YOU DON'T KNOW-OH-OH

YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!"

I kept on smacking myself over and over again. "When will this stop!"

"AND IIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!"

I couldn't handle it anymore. I crawled under my bed and stuffed my face with a pillow. Unfortunately, I could still hear Anakin's singing.

"WEEEE ARE THE CHAAAAAMMMMPIONNNSSS, MY FRIENDS-"

I screamed and threw the pillow at the bathroom door.

"WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHERRRR-"

I yelled with frustration.

"ALL THE SINGLE LADIES!"

I threw more pillows at the bathroom door.

"I'M SO FANCY, YOU ALREADY KNOW! I'M IN THE FAST LANE-"

I grabbed earplugs but sadly I could still hear my Master's singing.

"SO BABY PULL ME CLOSER IN THE BACK SEAT OF YOUR ROVER!"

I sighed and walked out of the room.

LOL, I nearly died of laughter while writing this story. Here are the songs that were sung by Anakin in order:

Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot

Set Fire To The Rain by Adele

Wannabe by Spice Girls

Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen

You Don't Know You're Beautiful by One Direction

I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston

We Are The Champions by Queen

We Are Never Getting Back Together by Taylor Swift

Single Ladies by Beyoncé

Fancy by Iggy Azalea (ft. Charli XCX)

Closer by The Chainsmokers (ft. Halsey)