Hetalia: Truth or Dare!
Chapter 1- Greetings and laughs
CHOCOLATE- HELLO AND WELCOME TO MY NEW HETALIA TRUTH OR DARE SHOW! I LOVE HETALIA AND IT IS, LIKE, 12:21 A.M., SO I JUST GOT BORED AND DECIDED TO START THIS! I hope you people find my my story amusing! Hope u love it!
DISCLAIMER- CHOCOLATE does not own Hetalia, the wonderful charcters, or my hosts!
CHOCOLATE- Hello and blah blah blah IF YOU READERS HAVE EVER READ A TRUTH OR DARE BEFORE, I'M GONNA TELL YOU NOW THE INTRO'S ARE SUPER BORING AND I KNOW HALF OF U PEOPLE DON'T EVEN READ IT! But I don't either so yeah, I'm now a hipocrit... Didn't spell that right, did I? And for those of you who don't know who a hipocit is!
HIPOCRIT- A person who indulges in hypocrisy.
CHOCOLATE- And then you guys will ask me, "Hey Rylee, what do all those fancy words that you just typed even mean? Can you give me the definition of those to? Can ya?" And then I'll be like, "Trust me, dude, I am not a walking dictionary. I just got that of of Google, and I found the right spelling for the word and still spell it wrong. Intentionaly."
Romano- So what you are trying to tell us all is that you are a stupid bitch?
Spain- LOVI! And I thought I raised you better than this!
CHOCOLATE- Dude, you raising him is the root of the probem.
America- Dude! Don't steal the hero's way of speaking!
CHOCOLATE- DUDE! I'm a dudette!
France- Ohonhonhonhon! This is going to be interesting!
England- Why, of all people, did you have to invite France?
CHOCOLATE- I regret it already, Iggy. Wait, IGGY! I LOVE U! *Glomps England*
England- *Blush* H-HEY! GET OFF ME!
CHOCOLATE- Oh yes, that was very rude... so sorry! *Climbs off of England*
France- And you chose him over me! Why is that?
CHOCOLATE- If you wanna get girls to like you, drop the perverted act! Nobody wants to be raped on there first date! No! WHEN THEY FIRST MEET YOU!
France- All I wanna do is spread the love! Is there something wrong with that?
CHOCOLATE- Yes, and you just don't seem to understand that...
Italy- Het Chocolate lady!
CHOCOLATE- *Vein pops but I keep calm* What do you need, Italy? And please don't say pasta that was part of the contract.
Italy- Awwww...
England- WHAT BLOODY CONTRACT? WE NEVER SIGNED SUCH A THING!
CHOCOLATE- The contract Italy signed...
Everybody- *Glares at Italy*
Italy- Guys! What did I do?
Germany- You signed us all up to play this stupid game? ITALY!
CHOCOLATE- No, no! You guys got it all wrong!
Everybody- Huh? *Germany drops Italy after strangling him. DON'T WORRY! HE'S STILL ALIVE! I think... ^.^'*
CHOCOLATE- Italy signed a contract so that I wouldn't have to make pasta for him during the game! There was never a contract! I brought all of you here because I was bored!
France- Ohonhonhon! Bored, you say?
CHOCOLATE- Don't. Even. Think about it.
Italy- Wait! That wasn't what I was gonna ask you before!
CHOCOLATE- Oh, then what was it, Italy?
Italy- Can we call you something other than Chocolate Lady?
CHOCOLATE- *Whispers: I never told you to call me Chocolate Lady! Just Chocolate would be nice... (Pop vein)*
Italy- It's making me hungry...
Chocolate- Fine, you can all call me Rylee. FROM NOW ON I WILL BE KNOWN AS RYLEE, NOT CHOCOLATE!
Japan- That is a very nice name, Rylee-san.
Rylee- Why thank you, Japan!
Japan- You are very welcome, Rylee-san.
Rylee- I've been wondering, are you and China brothers?
Japan- No, not at a-
China- You bet! This guy happens to be my kid brother!
...
Japan- ... yeah, sure.
China- What the hell took you so long!
Everybody- =.=
Russia- Question.
Everybody- O.O
Russia- How did we get here?
Everybody- *Turns and faces me*
Rylee- Well, long story. Actually, you all came here following the blue brick road! Hahahahaha...
America- Um, dude? Isn't it Yellow Brick Road?
Rylee- Do you WANT me to get sued?
America- Sure, if if I get hamburgers for bringing you in!
Rylee- You are not going to get hamburgers.
America- I would still bring you in.
Rylee- O.O That is so mean! *Sniffle* Before I start to cry, I will stop here! I will have my friend join next chapter! See ya!