This is the first parody. It's called "He's a detective", and it's a parody of "He's a pirate" I recommend that you listen to the original while reading this.
Think and think and think
I need to think and think and think
And while I think and think and think
John can tell you a story, about a case
Solved by a great detective
His name was Sherlock Holmes
And he was the best there ever was
He could solve a case using only his amazing head
I would help you Watson, but I'm busy right now
Watch yourself and watch my back
Moriarty likes to stalk me
If I said there was no danger, I am Sherlock and I lied
I escaped from the police using only what's around me
I would hold your hand John, but people would talk
Yes, Lestrade's career always rests on me
No rest for me
Sherly, Sherly
And where there are murders
Stabbings and shootings
I get excited
Follow the law
Which is hard, because I'm a psycho
And that basically means I don't follow rules or the normal routines
So the law's merely guidelines
Some shit to obey
Thanks to every villain
Who tries to stop me
Slap! Slap!
Why did she do that?
Oh no, what did I do now?
Take what you can
Leave nothing left
Who needs a pass
Let's just break in
I sense that something is wrong
Oh wait, that's you...
Hope you enjoyed! I plan on making "Sexy and I know it", or should I say "Sherlock and I know it" next.