Disclaimer: I. NO. OWN.

A/N: OMG! I have heard this song on my dad's XM radio so many times…I can't think of why I didn't think of this before! ZOMG! Also, since I haven't updated Only Tears Will Tell lately, maybe I've gotten out of my shounen-ai groove or something, because here's another straight fic! Wow…dang! Well, anyway, here you go, yet another songfic, this one is kind of…Boom! I just got inspired! I was gonna write a Medi-basher from Roll-chan's POV, but now I just thought of something totally unique! Yaito-san Anetta-bashing! EEK! Awesome! Here it is!

Psssst. P.S. I'm writing this kinda sorta from the eppies of the Rockman dub that I've seen, which is only up to the end of Axess…sooo…..sorry if this sucks.

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Small town homecoming queen
She's the star in this scene
There's no way to deny she's lovely
Perfect skin perfect hair
Perfumed hearts everywhere
Tell myself that inside she's ugly
Maybe I'm just jealous
I can't help but hate her
Secretly I wonder if my boyfriend wants to date her

Who on earth does she think she is? The perfect girl? No way, jose! I was here first! She needs to butt out of my business, and leave my Enzan-sama alone! (A/N: 'Lil help here…does Yaito-san call him Enzan-sama? Don't know for sure…)


She is the prom queen, I'm in the marching band
She is a cheerleader, I'm sittin' in the stands
She gets the top bunk, I'm sleepin' on the floor
She's Miss America and I'm just the girl next door

After she fed him that sob story…ARGH! "Oh, my poooooor navi…she burned up in a fire after telling your navi to leave her to die, so now I'm going to blame you for it and force you to use a Darkchip and lose yours too! Muahahahaha! Yaito sucks!" Gah! That's all I hear from her! Blah blah BLAH!


Senior class president
She must be heaven sent
She was never the last one standing
A backseat debutante
Everything that you want
Never to harsh or too demanding
Maybe I'll admit it
I'm a little bitter
Everybody loves her but I just wanna hit her

She thinks she's so smart…She doesn't even look that smart! I mean, come on! Anyone with pure orange hair has to have something honestly wrong with them!


She is the prom queen, I'm in the marching band
She is a cheerleader, I'm sittin' in the stands
She gets the top bunk, I'm sleepin' on the floor
She's Miss America and I'm just the girl next door
Oh an I'm just the girl next door

Taking up all of Enzan's time…leaving me out in the cold…why does she have to do that! Even if she doesn't mean it…she should have realized what she's done and left to fix it! Jeez!


I don't know why I'm feelin' sorry for myself
I spend all my time wishin' that I was someone else

If only Enzan would get his mind off her…stupid jerk. I never liked him anyway.
She is the prom queen, I'm in the marching band
She is a cheerleader, I'm sittin' in the stands
I get a little bit, she gets a lot more
She's Miss America and...she's Miss America
I'm just the girl next door…

Never in a million years.

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(the door opens and Enzan-sama walks in)

Enzan: What was that, my Yaito-chan?

Yaito: Ch-chan? You've never called me chan!

Enzan: (blink, blink) I haven't? Oh. (walks out)

Yaito: (blink, blink) W-wait! Enzan-sama! (sigh)

That was awesome. And fun to write. R&R, flames welcome. I'm serving s'mores at a party tonight and I'm lazy.