Originally for comment_fic on livejournal, a multi-fandom prompt community

Prompt was Mugen/Jin, I Never Want to do this again

It was like calligraphy from one of those pornographic poets. Two tongues, battling like swords.

One chaotic, too much energy, released in a flurry of motion and force.

The other powerful and methodical, the movements of a man who is thinking ahead.

Two mouths meeting in an act of aggression, a competition for dominance. Two men both afraid and relieved to finally meet their match.

Mugen grunted with disgust after their kiss. "You're marginally less of a stick-up-the-ass prude than I thought. But you're still a prick and I never want to do this again, got it?"

"The feelings you have are mutual," Jin said with a smile and narrowed eyes.

Mugen grunted again as he walked away. He was in the next room by the time he realized that Jin had figured out he was lying.