I do not own Naruto.

Pein stalked through the airport, walking slightly behind the rest of the Akatsuki with Konan. Itachi was carving a path through the busy airport for them with his general aura of death, and for a group of internationally wanted criminals, they were surprisingly left alone. They soon got to the security desk with only 1 fight between Hidan and Kisame. Hidan won.

"Please place your baggage on here and then walk through the metal detector," said the attendant. Deidara heaved the suitcases onto the conveyor built before walking through. The detector didn't spot anything. In fact, it did not go off for any of the Akatsuki. Finally it was Pein's turn, and the orange haired criminal walked through. Immediately, an alarm started to blare. Pein closed his eyes and sighed as immediately several security guards descended on him. Damn all his piercings…

A short one-shot I know, but suddenly the idea of Pein trying to get through security popped into my head. And it made me laugh… XD

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