A/N: This fan fiction is meant to be a tribute to the style of HansVonHozel, a fan fiction writer who is known for his creative misuse of English in his stories. If you enjoy reading this story, I encourage you to read more of his stuff. If not, then I hope you find something you like somewhere else. After all, this style of writing is not everyone's cup of tea. Sorry for any confusion I might have caused before.
Hunger Games
One day, a Reapings in District 12.
The Reapinsg were about to make calling of names from hat for Hunger Games.
Suddenly, a Katniss volunteer!
"Nooo" say Peta because Katniss is Kat and Hunger Games is not place for illegal Animal cruelty but Katmiss go anyway.
And Katniss and Peeta go on Hovercraft and hover to Hunger Games.
"May odds forever in favors" say Hunger Games and blood everywhere from other tributes.
"Oh no!" say Katniss. "Not a fighting teenagers!"
But a fighting teenagers.
Katniss was try to danube from fightings, but not of workings!
"REBELLION OF HUNGER GAMES!" shout Katniss and shot arrows in targets instead of people.
"NOOOOO!" shout Capitol and Captiol explode because rebellion in Hunger Games.
Suddenly, no more Hunger Games!
Everyone was cheer and made feasts in Cornucopia with party hats and balloons. They had good meat and fresh bake bread.
"Is good to stop Hunger Games" say Peeta eat bread.
Everyone was happy forever because no more Capitol or Hunger Games.