A/N: It's been too long since I wrote anything. I apologize if anyone has been wanting to read anymore of my (pardon the French) bullshit, but... I've had this sitting here for two months now maybe and I decided it was high time I finished it. No matter how crappy it was.
Standard disclaimer. Chouji's not mine. Shikamaru's not mine. The maid dress isn't mine (But, oh, how I wish it were). Shikamaru in a maid dress isn't mine.(Likewise)
Without any further adieu, on with the ChoujAmaru Goodness!
The sight was amazing. No words could describe its beauty. What's beauty? The sight of Shikamaru in the most obscene maids outfit Chouji had ever laid eyes on. There were at least seven layers of ruffled skirts, each a different shade of gray, or black, or white, and they barely covered his luscious backside. Said backside was clad in nothing, at least nothing that Chouji could see. Probably a thong. The torso of the dress, if you could call it a dress, was a lacey, black corset with white frills lining the top, which came just above his nipples. The dress itself had no sleeves, but he wore long, lacey gloves that nearly reached his shoulders. The gloves were a black, slightly lighter than the corset, and they matched the fishnet stalkings wonderfully. The shoes he wore were simple, black shoes, almost like those of a school girls uniform. Chouji felt his pants tighten drastically.
"Chouji-kun... Do you like it? I bought it just for you..." Shikamaru walked up to Chouji, leaving a mere few inches between them, and placed his left hand on his lovers chest.
"I..." His cheeks flushed. He didn't know what to say. Of course he liked! He would have liked it more off, but beggars can't be choosers.
"Chouji?" Shikamaru pressed his body up against Chouji's and smirked to himself. He'd have to thank Naruto later.
Chouji couldn't speak. His mouth was dry and his mind empty. Moments of silence past. Chouji lent down to whisper in Shikamaru's ear.
"Well..." Chouji began. "It is very nice... But... It's a shame I'm gonna have to rip it off."
A/N: Yeah. So that was kinda gay. I honestly didn't know how to finish it. I had this awesome idea but then I forgot it -.- ...-NGJ.