Kingdom Hearts III
The Final Battle
My name is Roxas. I'm the former Nobody of my best friend, Sora. This is the story of the biggest and bloodiest battle I've ever fought. It started like any other day. I asked my girlfriend, Namine, if she wanted to hang out with me. She agreed and I met her at the beach, my surfboard in my hand, Swim trunks on my butt and legs, and an SDSU cap upon my golden hair.
Namine was wearing a bikini, had her notepad and a pencil in her hand, and wore her favorite Keyblade-shaped earrings. We were dressed to murder the waves. We surfed for awhile, built a kick butt sandcastle, and looked out at the sun setting over the waves. Just as we were heading home, we were suddenly surrounded by Samurai Heartless. Namine hid behind me. "Relahate, Namine. These guys serve me." I said.
One of the Heartless approached me. He bowed. "Forgive our intrusion, Master. But I am afraid we have bad news. DiZ has returned from the Beiber Zone. And worse that that, Beiber has joined forces with DiZ." he said. I gasped and sank to my knees. DiZ was a push-over. Justin Beiber... not so much. "We...are...screwed." I said.
Namine knelt down next to me and kissed my cheek."Don't talk like that, Roxas. You have killed countless villains. Maleficent, Pete, Capt. Hook, even the god, Hades." Namine said. I stood up. "True. But Justin Beiber can hypnotize girls with his singing. That's why he has so many fans. If I lost you to him... I wouldn't know what to do." I said. Namine laughed. "But I know how to beat him. I looked him up on Wikipedia and it said, if he ever tried to overthrow the earth with his music, defeat him with better music." she said.
"Wow, Wikipedia is useful." I said. "Try it sometime. You're profile picture is H-O-T." Namine said. I blushed. "But which song will we use?" I asked. Namine pulled a CD from her beach bag. "No. No, Namine, I can't. I haven't sang that song since elementary school." I said. "It's the most popular song in Twilight Town, Roxas! It's our only chance." Namine said.
Before the battle could be fought, we needed a plan. "We'll gather as many volunteer allies as we can, teaching weapons tech. if they need it. Then, we find DiZ's hide-out, storm it, and end him, and Beiber once and for all." I said. We recruted Sora, Kairi, Riku, Donald, Goofy, Yen-Sid, Chip n' Dale, Hercules, Cloud, (Where the Heck did he come from? Isn't he Final Fantasy?), Batman, Chuck Norris, (Boo-Yah!), all my Samurai Heartless minions, and the T-600 Terminator. It was the Ultimate Showdown.
We found DiZ's hide-out, (DiZ and Justin's Bar & Gift Shop), and discussed how we'd enter. "I vill blast the front door vith my M-16. Anyone got a problem vith that?" Terminator asked. "Nope." we all said. As soon as the door was down, RATATATATATATATAT! The Terminator was out of commission.
We ran into the Bar, weapons in hand. I cleaved through seven Purebloods in one clean blow. Chuck Norris chopped through a horde of neoshodows with a "Hi-yah!" "Man, Norris is one tough fighter." I said. But then, a stampede of Bully dogs ran Norris over and kicked his cowboy can. Batman threw a Batarang at a Heartless, but since Heartless are just shadows, the Batarang passed harmlessly through the enemy. "Remind me, why did we recruit Batman again?" I asked. "So people would read this. Everyone likes Batman." Sora said.
When the battle was over, Only the Kingdom Hearts/ Disney Characters were left standing. Everyone else was dead. "Everyone stay here. DiZ and Beiber are mine." I said. I stormed into the main room and sliced DiZ in half. "Too easy. Now for Bucktooth Beiber." I said. Suddenly, Beiber jumped from the shadows and hit me with a mic with a sword blade stuck in it. " I call it the Micblade. Impressed?...No? Then die!" Beiber said, pushing me to my limits. Suddenly, I smacked Beiber's arm, sending his weapon flying. "Now shut up, and listen, Beiber. School is in session. Today's lesson: Good Music." I said, putting Namine's CD in my portable player.
We're the best of friends
And we share our secrets
She knows everything that is on my mind
Lately somethings changed
As I lie awake in my bed
A voice here inside my head
Softly says
Why don't you kiss her
Why don't you tell her
Why don't you let her see
The feelings that you hide
'Cause she'll never know
If you never show
The way you feel inside
Oh im so afraid to make that first move
Just a touch and we
Could cross the line
Everytime she's near
I wanna never let her go
Confess to her what my heart knows
Hold her close
Why don't you kiss her
Why don't you tell her
Why don't you let her see
The feelings that you hide
'Cause she'll never know
If you never show
The way you feel inside
What would you say
I wonder would she just turn away
Or would she promise me
That she's here to stay
It hurts me to wait
I keep asking myself
Why don't you kiss her (tell her you love her)
Why don't u tell her (tell her you need her)
Why don't you let her see
The feelings that you hide
'Cause she'll never know
If you never show
The way you feel inside...
Why don't you kiss her?
"I dedicated this song to my girl, Namine in 2007, when I was in 5th grade. It is now the most popular song in Twilight Town. You got schooled, Beiber." I said. ""NOOOOOOOOOO!" Beiber yelled. Then he disintegrated into hair gel. The mission was over and we had won.