A/N: Ok, I'm tired of all this nonsense about "girls having a harder time" or "boys having it tougher". I'm sick and tired of it! So what am I going to do? I'm going to make a story about it. DUH!

Disclaimer: Don't own Gorillaz, or know any people with relation to them

The Gorillaz. An animated band that totally kicks major butt. Right? There are four members. Three men who are 2-D, the pretty boy of the band who has a blank sheet of paper for where a brain should be, Russel, a hip hop hardman who's a pillar of strength, and Murdoc. A forty year old man who is a Satanist.

Last but not least, a girl named Noodle. (Strange name, yes… but do I care about your insults about it? Not really…moving on!) A Japanese guitar master with kick arse martial arts moves and a great personality is what she is, alright.

A strange combination of people, yes, but hey, it works! So one day the boys were in the kitchen talking to each other while Noodle was in the bathroom. So what do the guys talk about? Usually it's about their gigs, songs and albums, either that, or something about women. Let's go get a close up, shall we?

" Women! The most complicated species of ANYTHING on Earth." Murdoc said swinging his White Light in the air. "Am I right? Bloody heck, I need another drink." 2-D had his feet up on the table playing with his phone searching for ring tones. "Well, yeah. They always whine about little things! They spend too much time shopping; too much money, and WAY too much time on clothes and make up. Just look at Noodle!"

Russel laughed out loud while making who-knows-what on the stove. "Hehe, yep. Our Noodle is really turning into a woman, isn't she? But I have to admit; she gets on my nerve sometimes with all her whining about nonsense. " All three men sighed. "Ah, women." they said in unison.

Noodle was leaning against the wall behind Russel. " Excuse me?" All three of them turned to face Noodle. Murdoc jumped and hit his shin on the underside of the table. " Ouch! Bloody freakin' table!" 2-D dropped his mobile. "Oh! Noodle! Hi! Um, did you hear any of that?"

Noodle cracked one of her knuckles. Oh yeah. She heard, alright. " So you think that you men have it tougher than us? With all your talk about 'women complaining too much and making you stressed out on money' stuff?" Murdoc nodded. " Well, yeah. Men pamper women too much. Right guys?" "Yeah! Look at all that stuff you have in your room!" 2-D said. Murdoc smiled. " You have a lot of useless crap in there that would've saved us a fortune!"

Noodle pouted and crossed her arms. " You men are so obnoxious! So mundane in your schedules and careless of everything! No emotion at all! You're like robots! No respect for others, you are disgusting in hygiene! Just look at Murdoc san!" Murdoc opened and closed his hand to match the movement of Noodle's mouth and imitated her voice. "Blah, blah, blah, blah, BLAH! That's all I see and hear from you, Japanese shrimp!"

"Who you calling a Japanese shrimp, you baka?"

"What the heck is a 'baka'?"

"It's 'idiot' in Japanese! And that's what you are!"

"Shut up, Noodle!"

"Oh! Oh, oh, oh, that the best you got? Eh?"

Murdoc threw his beer can at Noodle who (obviously) dodged it.

"You women have so much fucking attitude! I can't stand it!" the bassist shouted with his (outrageously) long tongue spitting all over the place with insults. (Ewww…)

" I can't stand you men acting so stupid! Manners are horrible, posture is grotesque, and your kind is SO annoying! Women have it harder!" Murdoc scoffed. "And she's off, folks!" (So what are Russel and 2-D doing during this…interesting conversation?) They just both looked at one another's comebacks. (Which were quick) Watching 2-D and Russel's heads turning side to side, you could've sworn that they were watching a ping- pong match.

"I bet you, 2-D, and Russel san won't even be able to SURVIVE one week like women!"

"I bet you won't be able to live through one week like a BOY!"

(This is total randomness that's going to happen right about…now… Don't hurt me!)

All of a sudden 2-D's phone started ringing a "Feel Good Inc." ring tone. 2-D pressed the green and speaker button. "Hello? This is 2-D. How can I help you today?"

"So you two wish that the other gender would experience the hardships of either a male or female, is that right, Noodle and Murdoc?"

Murdoc's eyes widened a bit. "Who the heck is this?"

"That is not important for you to know. Do you two agree to accept each other's desires? This is also affecting both 2-D and Russel."

All four of the Gorillaz thought it was some kind of prank from a fan of theirs. Murdoc and Noodle stifled from their uncontrollable laughter built up in their bodies.

Murdoc rolled on the ground. "Haha, sure, whatever! " I 'accept' it! Why not?"

Noodle bent over and turned red. " I accept! Why not! Sounds fun! Oh, gee! I wonder what will happen to me!" Russel and 2-D covered their mouths and choked on their breath. 2-D grabbed his mobile. " Hehe, yeah, sure. See ya!" With that, he ended the call. Murdoc grabbed another beer from the fridge. " That was a bunch of time wasted on a lot of crap." Noodle calmed down a bit and sat down. " Got that right. It's not possible for anyone to change his or her gender. I think that guy's crazy or something, eh?"

That night after their day of fan quality time at the local mall, the Gorillaz turned in for the night.

Kong was quiet…Too quiet. Not even the zombies outside were sticking out their arms going "BRRRAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNNSSSSS!" and having their rotted jaws break off. Not even that. Wow. You think at least SOMETHING funky was going on in Kong 24/7. Alright. I'm bored with all this quiet. Let's fast-forward into the next morning, shall we?

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"AAAAAAAHHHHHH! WHAT THE HELL AM I!" Murdoc shouted looking into the bathroom's mirror. "I'm-I'm a GIRL!"

A/N: To be continued (: R&R please! Give me suggestions to make it easier on you guys to read, give me any ideas for future chapters, yaddy, yaddy, yadda.