A/N: Well hey guys. Zoe here. This is a new fic I'm starting called 101 things you didn't know about the Hogwarts Houses. It will be a collection of short stories, drabbles, whatever I feel like. They will vary in length and will (hopefully) be amusing. They will tell the stories of the stupid things the people in the various Houses did through the years, Founders- Harry's time, maybe a hint of Next Gen. On another note, my list currently only goes to 63, which means I need 38 new ideas. If you have one you would like me to write, leave them in the reviews or PM me. I will see what I can do. I tried to give each House an equal amount of love, but I am a Ravenclaw, and Meg, who helped write the list is a Hufflepuff, so we tended to lean towards these two houses, also Gryffindor and Slytherin were in the books, so you know a lot about them. Don't worry though, I do have a lot of them, but don't be surprised if there is four or five of one House clumped together. Also, some of the things done will seem stupid and silly, but I love all the Houses, and am just trying to show that they are not all that the books portray them as. Please Read and Review. A big shout out to MissSocialIssues (Meg) for helping to write the list and to Sierra who sat with us in Study Hall. This is dedicated to them and my science teacher who thought the list was funny. I promise this will be the longest Authors Note. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: British: Yes, Live in Edinburgh: Used to, J.K Rowling: Nope, sorry.
Once the Gryffindors tried to split into two Houses.
1940
"Say old chap, don't you think that Hogwarts needs a change?" Charles Potter asked his friend.
"What do you want to do now Charles?" Minerva McGonagall asked the black haired boy.
"Well, for as long as Hogwarts was open we have had four Houses. Why don't we expand?" Charles cleared his throat and jumped onto the armchair. "Attention!" The faces of the Gryffindors turned to the resident joker.
"My fellow Gryffindors, the time has come for us to leave our little tower room and expand into the great horizons of time." A first year began playing a slow tune on his trumpet. "For many years, Gryffindor has been the House of the brave, of the courageous, but with that comes danger. If you have all the brave in one small room, the enemy can easily take hold of it, leaving the weak to suffer. Don't tell the Slytherins or Ravenclaws I said that. I propose a split. We shall take our glorious House and split it. We shall create a fifth House, made out of Gryffindors. We shall call it, um, Lionsgate! Yes! We shall be the protectors of Hogwarts! If you are with me, cheer!"
A great cheer went up in the Gryffindor common room, and the plans for Lionsgate went into action.
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"No."
"But Professor Dippet!"
"No Mr. Potter! You cannot change something that has been one way for hundreds of years! Your intentions are noble, that is sure, but you cannot create a new House!
"Darn it."
"Now, you have a class to be in ,don't you?"
"Yes Professor."
A/N Number One, done, please Read and Review, I will try and do number two soon, maybe I'll get it done today!