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Serra Tachi: Hello! This is a new story of mine. It's a funny/extremely stupidstory which is a kind of story that I have wanted to write for a while since I am a crazy girl with a whole bunch of randomness in my head. Thanks to JAYEx9688 for inspiring me to write this story!

Once again, (I write about this in my other stories) if the words are bunched up, I am sorry. It's the site that makes it that way. I re-read everything. So...I'm sorry.

Chapter 1: The Windows XP computer

"What is this…thing?" Darth Vader asked Piett when he walked in carrying a large cardboard box.

"A Windows XP computer with CD-ROM drive as well as a DVD drive."

"Where did you get this?"

"Some planet called 'Earth'. Admiral Ozzel got lost for some reason and ended up there a few weeks ago. That's why he's been missing.We didn't ask any questions.Anyway,he found this computer quite interesting and brought it back to share with us as well as some other artifacts. We figured that you would like to see this computer first."

"What does it do?"

"It's quite fascinating," Piett said as he cut open the cardboard box and pulled the computer out of it. "You can play computer games on it. There is this very popular video game that Admiral Ozzel picked up for us called 'The Sims.' I will show that to you later. You can also play DVD movies on here. It is also complete with Microsoft Works, a Control Panel where you can change your desktop background…"

"Desktop?"

"Yes, desktop. You can also upload pictures from a digital camera, download iTunes and so much more!"

"Let me see it," Darth Vader ordered. Piett hooked it up and started it. Within minutes, they heard the Windows XP music.

"Leave," Darth Vader ordered. Piett nodded, bowed and left the room without another word to leave Darth Vader alone with his new computer.

A/N: Yes, this chapter was pretty slow and boring. It'll get better! Also, this is the kind of story where Darth Vader is...silly and...stupid. Yeah. :-)