The following is a series of shorts that are NOT FOR KITTENS IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM.
They are not stories so much as outbursts of smuttiness.
Now we've got that out of the way here's everything else you might want to know about what you'll find in here.
Since these are short, I'll be giving ALL OF THEM away. All you have to do to claim one is give me your pairing and any kinks you want them to play with. The only pairings I won't take are Munk/Tugger, Jerrie/Teazer, and Cori/Tanto. This isn't House Lannister and I'm not George R.R. Martin. Other than that I'm pretty much anything goes. I do tend to prefer slash to het, so those will probably get finished more quickly. All I ask in return is that you drop me a review or two.
Also, I've labeled the chapters with the pairing so you don't have to go through all the ones you hate to find the ones you like. :P
Now... On with the show...