Win a Date with (insert demigod's name here)!

by PotatofrenchfrycatMarauders

Leo is slightly bored, so what does he do? He makes a game show! Join the demigods in a show where boyfriends/girlfriends get angry at the chosen one, random questions, and 3 contestants who are charmed into playing. What will happen with Leo as the host, Calypso as the scorekeeper, Reyna as the director, Annabeth as the camera- woman, and Nico as the violent, weird security guard?

1. Introduction

Episode 1: Introduction

A crowd of both Greek and Roman demigods gathered in Camp Half- Blood's auditorium, sitting in rows of 10 in front of the stage murmuring among themselves. There was a new backdrop splattered with all kinds of colors representing each of the cabins and had a heart in the middle. Written in fiery red paint: Win a Date with *insert demigod's name here*. On the center of the stage were 1 slightly stained with blood blue plush couch and a bright yellow plush chair, rivaling Apollo's sun. That bright. A familiar scrawny Hephaestus camper made his way onto the stage, swaggering his hips as he walked. He was dressed in a sparkly pink dress with hearts with 5-inch-high heel shoes and a blinding green bow in his hair. A security guard was standing off to the side, brooding that he had to be part of this. A blonde from the Athena Cabin held up a monster- proof camera. When she signed go, the fire- user began his show.

"Welcome to Win a Date with *insert demigod's name here*" he looked at his notecards. A caramel haired girl stormed on stage.

"You're supposed to say the name of the contestant today and announce yourself!" she screamed in his face.

"Sorry Cally, you should have written that in my notecards." The camper muttered then brightened.

"Sorry for that interruption." He shot a mock glare at Calypso. "I'm the awesome, flaming- hot, amazing, beautiful host, Leo Valdez. Son of Hephaestus, Super-Sized McShizzle, Bad Boy Supreme, Lord Tink-

"And I'm the scorekeeper, co- host, and the one making sure Repair Boy here stays in line." Calypso said, shooting a dirty look at her boyfriend.

The security guard over- dramatically sighed, "I guess I should introduce myself to. I'm Nico di Angelo, son of Hades. I'm going to be the security guard, so if anyone offends Repair Boy, I will smack them with my odd assortments of random things mercilessly." He threatened.

"I'm Reyna, director of this show. I choose the contestants." The Roman spoke in a very professional way.

"And I am Annabeth Chase, Daughter of Athena." The camera- woman looking at the Roman demigods giving her weird looks.

"So that's why you couldn't spend time to cuddle with me!" a random voice piped up from the audience.

The blonde blushed, "Shut up, Seaweed Brain."

"Ahem…whose show is this? MINE!" The host shouted at the bickering couple. He turned to Percy. "Because you offered so kindly, why don't you be our offer to the ladies?" He winked.

"Bu-"

"No worries my young padawan, I will explain the rules." Leo said solemnly. "Everyone listen up! Each episode will contain 1 person from the audience and 3 previously chosen contestants to compete to win a date with the chosen one. There will be a series of questions that I, the fabulous host," he struck a pose. "will write based off of my randomness." A series of protests came but quieted down quickly after being given the famous "death glare" by Annabeth.

"Shussity! This, is like, ruining my face. HELP, HELP, THIS IS GOING TO CAUSE WRINKLES! WRINKLES! MY POOR BEAUTIFUL FACE!", the host fake sobbed earning some laughs from the demigods. The director walked up to add some more details.

"Because Repair Boy here," Reyna gestured to the host. "couldn't finish explaining, I will. Any camper, Roman or Greek, can appear on this show. The demigod or legacy with the most points will win the date to whichever's cabin is sponsoring and then to their real date. For example, Aphrodite's might give them a makeover and a new outfit, Apollo's might sing a song or heal any injuries, or Dionysus's might throw them a party before sending them off. It's going to be random! As Leo said before, he will write the questions, but both Annabeth and Calypso will proof-read them so not scar the younger campers." The daughter of Bellona looked at her notes. "Oh yeah! This is also a game show! We will be starting tomorrow at 4:00 in the afternoon."

"BE THERE!" Nico threatened. "Or I will beat you with my plushie BANANA!" The campers flinched and nodded rapidly. He brightened. "Will I be able to murder anyone?"

Reyna thought about it for a while, "Only if Octavian comes on, then yes."

"Great!"

Leo stood up, brushing himself off, "Now we may play Win a Date with *insert demigod's name here*! This show is going to be awesome! Annabeth and Reyna said that we had to first have an introductory episode explaining all the rules. THAT WAS SOOOOO BORING! Let's play Win a Date with *insert demigod's name here*!

"Bye!" The cast said as the dispersed.