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Intro... Jess (me, a leaf ninja) and Vicki (my friend, a
sand ninja) get on the school bus and grab a seat. Jess: I
can't believe all the weird people who are going to our school…
(looking at Gaara) Vicki: Yeah. But some of them are so hot!
(Also looking at Gaara) Jess: (--') I'm more afraid with who
the teachers are going to be (Looking at schedule seeing that
Orochimaru is the cooking teacher...) Shikamaru: School is
such a drag...(He's sitting in front of us!)(Looks at Vicki) Who are
you? I've never seen you before... Jess: Well, she moved next
to me. Controlling water is in her blood, but she can't do too much
in the desert... Vicki: YOU HAD NO RIGHT TO TELL HIM THAT
BAKA! (Hits me to the back of the bus) Jess: Ow... Someone
got up on the wrong side of the bed Missy Grumpy Pants! (Notices that
she landed on Dosu) AHH! A MUMIFIED PORCUPINE!(Runs back next to
Vicki) Dosu:(Angry look) Vicki: Stupid sound exchange
students... Jess: Hey Shikamaru? Why do you wear a pony tail
like a girl? Shikamaru: IT'S NOT LIKE A GIRL! It's very
manly... Vicki: It's girly... Shikamru: Girls are so
troublesome... Us: Poke Attack! (Jess & Vic poke Shikamaru
for about five more minutes... Shikamaru's lazy so he didn't stop
us... Then Vicki &Jess notice Naruto sleeping...) Jess:
Hey! Lets bother Naruto! Sasuke: (Pops up out of nowhere) I
like the way you guys think! (Sasuke pulls out lipstick) Vicki:
Uhh.. Where'd you get that?
Sasuke:
(Shifty-eyed) Uhh... I stole it from Itachi? Jess: Works for
me! Vicki: I have a better idea! (Takes out cup of
heated ramen) Naruto: (smells it and wakes up) RAMEN! Vicki:
Hmm... I'm not hungry all of a sudden... maybe I should throw it
out... Naruto: MY RAMEN! Sasuke: I'll have it! Vicki:
OK! Sasuke: (Takes ramen and throws it out the
window) Naruto: NOOO! (Jumps out window to get it, but gets
stuck. Everyone outside laughs at his lip-sticked face.) Naruto:
(Runs back to seat and sulks) Jess: Wasn't that a little too
mean? Sasuke: and Vicki: NAH! We could have done
better. Itachi: SASUKE! YOU STOLE MY MAKE-UP KIT THAT HAD MY
FAVORITE NAIL POLISH IN IT! Sasuke: 0.0! Wait, Itachi. What
are you doing here? Kiba: (Running up and down the bus
screaming) I AM A DOLPHIN! Why is Itachi there? Why does Kiba
think he's a dolphin? You'll find out about Itachi next time, but I'm
not so sure about Kiba...
(All work together to turn Naruto into a red clown using
lipstick)