-Xellos's To-Do List-
A/N:
Author (A): I got it! I got it!
Lina: Got milk?
A: -- Very funny. But no.
Zel: You found my cure!
A: I was supposed to be looking for that?
Zel: sends her the glare of death
A: I was kidding! You are WAY to serious.
Zel: is still glaring
Lina: Okay A, what'd you get?
A: hands her to a small piece of paper
Lina: is reading from paper 'Xellos's to-do list'?
Zel: I always knew that that fruitcake had a secret agenda.
A: You might say that.
L&Z: raise eyebrow
A: I'm telepathic, remember?
Lina: mutters Stupid mind-readers… begins reading from list
Xellos's To-Do List!
Pretend to wake up
Wait for sun to rise
Teleport to inn where Lina & co. are staying
Order tea from waitress
Annoy chimera when he gets up
Make faces when he turns away
Freak out patrons and waiters by teleporting
Balk at tea and act like it tastes awful
Teleport away when Amelia comes down
Teleport back when Lina-chan comes down
Lina: is glaring at A
A: Xellos wrote it, I swear!
Act like I have no idea who they are
Follow when they leave
Pretend to be James Bond when sneaking along after them
Confuse Gourry but whispering random words to him and acting mysterious
Teleport ahead to scout terrain, then pretend to know the area like the back of hand
Zel: I knew there had to be a reason how he always knew everything about the places we went to…
A: looks to ceiling Why did I agree to this? You two could have just asked me what he was thinking or something…
L&Z: Are ignoring A and reading
Annoy chimera some more
Avoid justice freak
Teleport to Fillia's house
Annoy
Avoid mace
Run in front of expensive looking maces and make sure she hits them
Teleport away
Reply 'sore wa himitsu desu!' when asked about whereabouts
Attempt to flirt with/kiss Lina-chan
Lina: blushes madly
Z&A: snickers
A: Speaking of which, I WANT CHOCOLATE! Chocolate bar appears and hand and she begins nibbling
L&Z: glance at each other, then at chocolate obsessed authoress
L&Z: thinking Blushing+SnickeringChocolate!
Lina: Whatever. Still reading…
Drop subtle hints that are only meant to confuse about chimera's cure
Zel: Fruitcake.
Annoy chimera some more
Say 'sore wa himitsu desu/that's a secret!' a lot.
Pretend to be a ninja when no one's looking
Make faces at Zel when no one's looking
Annoy Lina-chan
Teleport to Wolfpack Island
Report to Juuou-sama about day's activities
Pretend to be a human and sleep
Hide to-do list
Lina: How'd you get this?
Xellos: teleports next to A She won it from me in a bet. May I have it back now?
A: hands list to Xellos and he teleports away
Zel: What bet did you win?
A: smiles devilishly He didn't think I could beat him at strip poker. I disagreed. And won.
L&Z: pale and quickly leave
A: laughs and whispers, Actually he thought I couldn't go a day without a book. Is proud of self I am not a complete hermit!
Xel: You just act like one.
A: Yuppers.