Here is just a stupid part of a song that's stuck in my fricken head! Me and my friend made it up when we were acting like idiots. I just had to write it down….

It's an Inuyasha version of that part in the song Contagious. You know…. That song with Mr. Biggs with r-kelly in it. This is the whole… what the hell is goin on between the sheets in my home.

This takes place in the part where mr. Biggs walks in on r-kelly and his girlfriend.

…… This version is Kikyo walking in on Inu and kags

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or the song Contagious….. but I do in a twisted way own this twisted version.

Contagious Inuyasha Style

Bum Bum Bum

Kikyo: What the hell is going on between the sheets in my home!

Inuyasha: Baby wait! Please don't fret! Just put away your arrow set!

Kikyo: Boy I'm about to have a fit!

Kagome: Oh it's about to be some s. How did I get in this fog, should of never come home with this dog.

Kikyo: You low-down dirty canine! Ima kick you where the sun don't shine!

Inuyasha: Kikyo wait!

Kikyo: But wait my butt! Get out of my house you filthy mutt!

Kagome: Now Kikyo don't be so tense.

Kikyo: Wait how you know my name wench!

Inuyasha: Kikyo wait! I was gonna tell you!

Kikyo: Move this chick looks real familiar.

Inuyasha: Oh crap! Oh crap!

Kikyo: Now don't I know you from some era, a long time ago.

Kagome: No No, I don't think so.

Kikyo: Yeah Yeah feel I know you sista very well..

Kagome: Naw Naw, You're mistaking me for somebody else.

Inuyasha: Kikyo!

Kikyo: Shut up! Can't you see two priestesses talking!

Inuyasha: But—

Kikyo: Thought I-! told you're a to get to walking! Now I think yall better get out of my face… Before I send you to a fiery place!

Ha! Ha! Ha! That's rich. Here's the original version if you all want a comparison.

Bum Bum Bum!

What the hell is goin' on

Between the sheets in my home

(Chante Moore:)

Baby wait let me explain

Before you start

To flaunt your claim

Girl I'm about to have a fit

(R. Kelly:)

Oh it's about to

Be some sht

How did I get to this

Should have never came home

With this b

Low-down dirty woman

Go back to where

You come from

(Chante Moore:)

But baby wait

But wait my a

Hit the streets

Yo a is grass

(R. Kelly:)

Mr Biggs before ya done

Wait how ya know my name son

(Chante Moore:)

Honey wait I was gonna tell ya

Move this cat looks real familiar

Now don't I know you from

Somewhere a long time ago

(R. Kelly:)

Nah, nah I don't think so

Yeah, yeah I feel

I know you brotha well

(R. Kelly:)

Nah, nah you mistaken me

For somebody else

(Chante Moore:)

Frank

Shut up

Can't you see twp men are talkin'

(Chante Moore:)

But

Thought I told ya as

To get the walkin

Now I think ya'll betta

Leave this place

'Cause I'm about

To catch a case