(A/N: This may become a joint fic with a friend of mine, Card Mistress
Sakura. We were on the phone, and she liked my idea, so she may add to it
later.
Enjoy! :P )
Vash the Stampede was taking a walk in Japan, for no particular reason, with a shovel in hand. "Because this is a random fic, I'm going to do whatever Fukushuu says I will," he commented out loud. He then started digging...at the presice place where Kenshin's former wife, Tomoe was buried (but he didn't know that).
"La la ala la laa la llaaaaaaaa!" he sang, for no reason, and he continued digging. All of a sudden, Tomoe 's face appeared amongst the dirt. "Oh my gosh," Vash exclaimed, tossing the shovel aside. "How EVER did I find a grave of some really HOT woman?"
Vash, being a necrophaliac, began undoing his pants, but at that exact moment, Kuro-neko hopped over the open grave. "Oh my goodness," said Vash. "A black cat just jumped over this open grave. Doesn't that mean tht the body inside will become a vampire?"
Tomoe (the vampire) hopped gracefully out of the ground. "Why, yes it does," she said, and she walked away, leaving Kuro-neko and Vash alone in front of an open grave.
"Well," said Vash with his pnts still undone, "There IS still a cat here, and me being a supporter of beastiality--"
Kuro-neko sweatdropped.
~*~
Tomoe found Kenshin at the Kamiya dojo, washing laundry with another woman (obviously at night...for no apparent reason). 'Well,' she thought, 'HE certainly gets around.' She hovered above the two, and spoke to Kenshin. "Himura, I'm here, and I want to take you away and screw you painfully hard for seeing another woman."
Kenshin put down the laundry. "I'm all for that," he said, and he walked away from Kaoru forever, leaving her to do the damn laundry on her own...every night.
The end.
(A/N: Hope you liked it! ^_^ )
Enjoy! :P )
Vash the Stampede was taking a walk in Japan, for no particular reason, with a shovel in hand. "Because this is a random fic, I'm going to do whatever Fukushuu says I will," he commented out loud. He then started digging...at the presice place where Kenshin's former wife, Tomoe was buried (but he didn't know that).
"La la ala la laa la llaaaaaaaa!" he sang, for no reason, and he continued digging. All of a sudden, Tomoe 's face appeared amongst the dirt. "Oh my gosh," Vash exclaimed, tossing the shovel aside. "How EVER did I find a grave of some really HOT woman?"
Vash, being a necrophaliac, began undoing his pants, but at that exact moment, Kuro-neko hopped over the open grave. "Oh my goodness," said Vash. "A black cat just jumped over this open grave. Doesn't that mean tht the body inside will become a vampire?"
Tomoe (the vampire) hopped gracefully out of the ground. "Why, yes it does," she said, and she walked away, leaving Kuro-neko and Vash alone in front of an open grave.
"Well," said Vash with his pnts still undone, "There IS still a cat here, and me being a supporter of beastiality--"
Kuro-neko sweatdropped.
~*~
Tomoe found Kenshin at the Kamiya dojo, washing laundry with another woman (obviously at night...for no apparent reason). 'Well,' she thought, 'HE certainly gets around.' She hovered above the two, and spoke to Kenshin. "Himura, I'm here, and I want to take you away and screw you painfully hard for seeing another woman."
Kenshin put down the laundry. "I'm all for that," he said, and he walked away from Kaoru forever, leaving her to do the damn laundry on her own...every night.
The end.
(A/N: Hope you liked it! ^_^ )