Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or Transformers. Body, Mind and Soul.
One thing I can say is that Plot Bunnies are planning World Domination. They're halfway successful already.
Beware the Power of the Almighty Plot Bunnies that multiplies every second.
Challenge:
Harry fall through the veil, not Sirius. He landed in the middle of an Autobot vs Decepticon.
Problem 1: He's a femme
Problem 2: Courting and Mating Programs
The 2nd problem only activates when the Cybertronian race is extinct or they are the last of their kind. Well, with the AllSpark destroyed, no more sparklings via AllSpark.
Problem Answered: Femme can naturally produce a spark.
The Most Problematic Problem of All: Harry's the FirstFemme they saw since Centuries of Centuries.
Bad time to arrive, huh?
Let the courtships begin.
Harry was treated to the sensation of never-ending falling.
Normally, people would scream themselves raw in this situation. Unless those people have wings, they're doomed. After all, who wants to fall to their imminent splat of doom?
But apparently, the never-ending sensation of falling to said splat of doom for hours can get boring.
That's what Harry was currently feeling.
Asking what sort of adventure caused accidently did he accidentally bring himself on to?
As always, the year started with…
Another dangerous school year. Check
Teacher's trying to kill you, intentionally or accidently. Check
A group of Death Eaters. Check
Group of Friends. Check
Dumbledore. Check
Voldemort, the Dramatic Dark Lord of Doom. Check
And the main ingredient to the typical life of Harry Potter…
Harry Potter. Check
Oh, and don't forget the cherry on the top. The Prophecy.
With a side dish of New Phoenix Deliver Service…. Actually, it might be Order of the Phoenix. Check
Phoenix Council sounds more cooler.
Mix everything well and it goes Boom!
Don't worry, it's normal.
Today's Year Story: Blinding Pink Toad of Blinding Doom in school set out in her quest of School Domination with Harry and The Headmaster in her way. Blinding Pink Toad of Doom and Coward Minister set out to destroy them by destroying their reputation cuz they were scared to admit that the big bully of the wizarding world was back. As usual, the wizarding world stupidly again believed their lies with the exception of Harry's friends and Dumbledore's… minions? Snape doesn't count since he already knows because of the Dark Mark of Doom. Well, torture sessions with Pinky, visions from Dark Lord of Doom, mind torture sessions with Slimy, save friend's dad, everything was normal and Harry was alright to let it be and focus more in defeating the Moldyshorts. Until of course said Dark Lord sent him a vision of everyone's all-time favorite godfather held hostage. In a moment of bravery, Harry and his group of friends went on their quest to save the godfather. First, they got rid of the Evil Pinkiness, rode… er flew upon their mighty black skinny steeds, arrived at the Ministry Building of Stupidness, went to the Department of Mysteries and found out it was a trap. GASP! After a wild goose chase, Friends vs Death Munchers, Friends were held hostages, Harry almost lost hope, Phoenix Delivery Service arrived to save the day- Err… Night! Spells, Jinxes and all that crazy whatnots were fired. Then came the battle between Malfoy Sr VS Sirius plus Harry in where they both managed to disarm Malfoy Sr. Unfortunately again, nobody noticed the crazy Bella (no, not the one in Twilight, seriously, Sparkling Vampires? That's new. Give them points for originality. No offence to those twilight fans.) until she threw the killing curse to our favorite Sirius Black who was then pushed by our ever favorite wizard, Harry Potter, who tripped and fell through the veil.
Yes.
Tripped.
No, it was not Harry's fault. It was the Rock's. If the rock was not there then Harry would not trip after pushing the godfather away from the veil only to fall himself. Blame the Rock. Bad Rock. Bad Rocky. The Rock should be punished.
And here he is, falling aimlessly in the darkness.
It was really starting to get boring.
No, he was not dreaming. The slap had HURT! Bad hand!
Wait, wasn't the Veil called the Veil of DEATH?
Reunion!
Mom, Dad, Whazzup? How's Gran and Gramps?
"Mooooomm~ Daaaaad~ Come out come out wherever you aaarrrreeeee~"
If you are weirded out, it's perfectly normal. Who would still have their complete sanity if they had Pedo-Dramatic Dark Lords of Doom after them? Also, add the Dursley's in the blame.
OH! Mom and Dad are probably playing hide and seek!
Bright light below him interrupted his bored-crazed thoughts.
Pretty light~
…
Did people mention that when you see the white light, they mentioned seeing ground?
No?
…
Damn.
…
…
THUD.
SON OF A TROLL!
I think I cracked a rib.
…
Instead of darkness, bright blue sky filled his vision.
Black was getting boring anyway.
Feeling no broken bones and only soreness, Harry sat up.
And prayed he didn't.
Are those boobs? Well, metallic equivalent of boobs since my chest is not flattttt….t…
…
…
… WHERE ARE MY BITS? MY MANLY BITS? NOOOOOOOOOO
Any man would be traumatized to suddenly find their manly parts missing.
As he was panicking and crying on his loss, he failed to notice that he was currently not the same species a few seconds ago.
In anyone's point of view, Harry now looked like a giant Female Robot.
Let's just mention it later, k? No more traumatizing the wizard.
"What the Slag?"
Unfortunately, everyone seems to disagree.
Harry was broken out of his panic and turned his head.
Robots.
Giant Freakin' Robots.
Was it him or did he get higher?
They stared.
She stared.
…
...
…
The staring continued.
…
…
Blink.
"Um… Hi, I come in peace?" Harry said in an unsure voice as he raised a hand in greeting.
Blink.
Blink.
Crash.
…
I swear I did nothing! I did not kill them! Harry panicked as all robots fell and crashed to the ground and caused mini earthquakes. Seconds passed by, the robots are still on the ground. Beginning to get impatient and worried, Harry grabbed a stick (which was actually a tree without it's leaves) and poked on in the shoulder.
Poke.
Poke.
Poke.
Poke.
Pokie Poke Poke Poke- Wha? Since when did I have metallic hands? Harry paused as he looked at his new limbs. Seeing a clear lake near him, he approached it.
Blink.
He turned to his unconscious companions before looking at his reflection and looking back at the robots again and then to the lake. It took a few moments before he finally noticed the differences.
He gave a perfectly normal reaction.
"!"
He screamed.
SINCE WHEN DID HE ASKED FOR A SEX CHANGE?
Yep, I re-wrote everything. Sorry for the delay guys but I got stuck and decided to rewrite everything. Hope you don't mind.
Silver, Marching Out.
I'm baaaaaaaack~