A/N:
Yup, turtle mode, please don't mind me. Just enjoy.
Once again
set in the 2003verse and gasp no OFC just brotherly love or
lack
there of. LOL!
Happy
Place:
By: LOSTrocker
The light went off in Mikey's head. "I just got an idea!" he declared.
"Oh no," Donnie said. "How many brain cells did this one take Mikey?"
"I
don't know, how many blondes does it take to screw in a light
bulb?" he
returned jokingly.
"Tell me we can disown him one of these days." Donnie pleaded with Leo.
"He's your brother." Leo reminded him.
"No, correction, he's
Raphie's brother." Donnie made known with a
smirk.
Raph
rolled his eyes. He didn't want any claim to Mikey, he just wanted
him
to spit out his idea so he could shut up already. "Yer point
Mikey?!" he
demanded with a punching of a fist to get the point
across that if he didn't,
Raph would clubber him.
"That's
my point!" Mikey said pointing in his direction. "I know you
have
some anger issues and all and I have the best solution for
them!"
"This should be interesting." Don whispered to Leo.
"Hey, I'm up for anything. If Raph's mental, I
mean anger, problems
are settled." Leo corrected himself quickly
before Raph caught that.
Donnie chuckled. "I think you had it right the first time bro."
"Just hear me out, okay?" Mikey pleaded.
"Ya got five minutes." Raphie pointed to a
nearby clock that hung on the
wall. He was all ready counting them
down.
"All Raphie's gotta do is go to his Happy Place!"
Mikey finally
announced with a large grin.
Silence
returned his statement although Mikey swore he heard crickets in
the
background. "What?" Mikey asked when he caught Leo and Don
exchanging
an odd glance.
"No offence Mikey," Don
began slowly. "See, you do have a good theory
and all, and this
would work for most people, but lets face it our hotheaded
brother
isn't normal."
"Watch it!" Raph warned Donnie.
"Does Raph even have a Happy Place?" Leo questioned.
"Hello! I'm still here!" Raph reminded them of his
presence in the room by
waving his arms about.
"That's
a good question." Don agreed, starting to ponder the
possibility
of Raph having a Happy Place. "Raph, you never smile, you're
hot
tempered, moody…"
Raph was now gritting his teeth. "Yer
diggin' yerself deeper and
deeper."
Donnie flashed a
smile towards him. "I'm done, I'm done." He
surrendered.
After all, he didn't want to be Raph's punching bag, that
was
Mikey's job. "I just think Raph's actually too Emo to
have a Happy
Place."
Raph's beak nearly hit the floor.
He knew Donnie so did not just go there.
"Whoa, you're calling
me Emo?" he questioned angrily.
"If the truth hurts." Donnie replied.
"Hold it! If anyone here is Emo, it's you." Raph returned.
"Me?" Donnie asked defensively. "Why me?"
"Oh, lets see you're always in yer own
little world, you like poetry and
I swear if you had the nerve you
would paint yer nails black," then he
added. "Not to mention
all that poetry crap you have in yer room."
"I got you
there dear brother, if you actually picked up a book or two you
would
find that most of the poetry I read is very uplifting."
Mikey
could no longer contain himself. This was too much. All he was
trying
to do was trying to get Raph to find a Happy Place to rid
himself of all
anger, but this was too classic. This was better.
Now, his brothers were
arguing who was the Emoest of the group.
"I don't think Raph knows how to read." Mikey teased
and busted out
laughing until he was on the floor.
"Grr…"
Raph gritted his teeth. It started with him and Raph would make
sure
it ended with him. "So, back to the original question, ya wanna
know if
I have a happy place do ya?" Then he lunged at his baby
brother.
Raph had him on the floor. Mikey was crying out in
pain as he beat the shell
out of him. He smirked down at him. Oh
yeah, he had a happy place and this was
it.
END