10 Ways to Annoy Anthony DiNozzo
Volunteer to get everyone's lunches; get DiNozzo's with eggs on the sandwich that he asked for. He couldn't thank McGee enough when he got him one.
When he is disappointed with his given lunch - blame McGee.
Leave a message about going for a drink/meal on his answering machine. When you see him next apologise and say the message was meant for a different DiNozzo.
Hide his wallet on Ziva's desk, or thereabouts…
When he/she/somebody finds it and Tony's moaning about why Ziva took it – throw in a question of "What were you doing behind Ziva's desk, Tony?"
Brush up on your movie knowledge. Leave evidence. (Movie screening magazines from the cinema, receipts for blockbuster, popcorn etc…)
Get in a movie quip or movie-themed 'DiNozzo style' rant before DiNozzo himself.
Sneeze near him. Feign confusion when you learn about his business with the plague.
Ask Ziva to promote healthy eating in the work-place, say it was a tie between her and Tony. When asked by Tony why you didn't choose him, point to the greasy burger in his hands. Shrug then leave.
Admire McGee for getting a tattoo. Admire Abby for getting multiple tattoos. Admire Ziva's mean, green Islerli-Mossad-turned-NCIS-agent-fighting-machine "Ziva-ness." Admire Gibbs' for coming back from after his amnesia, for getting his own back with Hernandez. Basically admire Gibbs for being Gibbs. When you get to DiNozzo. Leave.
FIN
A/N: Sorry for the long wait, guys, my laptop's died. So my unfinished fanfictions, the NCIS ones mainly will be on a hiatus… These ways to annoy are a little tricky and a tad more serious but I hope you like! Please review! Thank you! DCIPHOENIX
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